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267: Lindsay's New Greek Mythology Blorbo [Class of the Titans] | Not If I Reboot You First! Remember that middle-grade story from 2005 about some teens descended from figures of Greek Mythology who had to team up to fight Cronus and other Greek monsters? Well there were two, and Canada's Cla...

In today's episode, Lindsay is gonna try and give a twenty-year-old Canadian animated series a fresh coat of paint. Class of the Titans (not Clash) got lost in Percy Jackson's shadow, but she believes it can be good if it has characters and a plot instead of a random Dark Phoenix arc. Check it out!

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In case you missed it, last week our special guest @fabbybear.itch.io taught us how to Warhammer and all about the world of Cadia. Oh boy, I hope nothing bad happens there.

Next week, we're also headed back to school for Lindsay's pitch on Class of the Titans!

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Hey u wanna hear me talk about wathammer 40k?

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266: Fabby Explains her Little Guyz | Not If I Reboot You First! There's no peace among the stars, but you know what there is? A lot of lore! That doesn't matter, except it kinda does? Fabby's here to teach us all about Warhammer 40k, the Imperium, Chaos, Femboiz, Puppy Girls - the works. And along the way we manage to make a mechsploitation roadtrip series! Fabby can be found on bsky @fabbybear.itch.io! You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256. If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork. Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

11th edition dropped a few days ago, and it's been long enough since our last episode, we can drop this a day early!

@fabbybear.itch.io joins us to pitch a Warhammer 40k show, and all the wacky lore that comes with. Tune in to hear about Henry Cavill being a nerd, the fart future, and budget minis!

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Health difficulties and plans for the next ep not cooking properly mean we're going to have to push our break a little longer. Our next episode won't be Great Escape, it'll now be something else - with a guest!

In the meantime, check out or previous episode on Dog Soldiers!

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Jurassic Park is one of Shakespeare's most complex works, and I believe our read-through of it for episode 200 of our podcast was really well-done.
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sorry to be a Shakespeare pleb but you really can't compete with the best and boy did we try

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265: Tanner Brings a Sword to a Gun Fight and a Werewolf to a Sword Fight | Not If I Reboot You First! Dog Soldiers is a simple movie about soldiers fighting werewolves, but that does mean that some of it falls apart in the third act. Not to mention, it's such a simple premise that it's easy to either ...

Ya like dogs? We like dogs! And we like a house under siege from monsters (who are also dogs). Take a listen to Tanner's attempt to reboot (or sequelize?) (or both?) this British Action horror film while Lindsay explain why joining an army for a paycheck is uh...diminishing returns!

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Deeply evil, genocidal policy. Here are some orgs that may be able to help:

Across Bsky, many people have shared Trans Continental Pipeline. This is a grassroots mutual aid network turned based in Denver that helps LGBTQ+ individuals relocate from unsafe situations to Colorado. tcpipeline.org

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Very valuable list! Plenty of places to donate near you.

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ICYMI, last week we went to the opera and also reinvented what opera might be? Take that, Napoleon!

Stay tuned for next week where we fight English werewolves!

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264: Lindsay Keeps Tanner Cultured | Not If I Reboot You First! We're at the opera tonight, despite Tanner's protests - but don't worry, Lindsay is gonna make sure everyone has context for what an opera even is (and why Napoleon's here). And after that, we're gonn...

We're at the opera tonight! Lindsay really thinks we can bring TOSCA to the big screen, and Tanner...just learned what an opera is. But all we need to do to make it work is some subtle tweaks, like changing major chunks of the score and libretto. Don't worry about it! Just listen! :3

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In case you missed it, last week Kit sawed us in half again. We discussed Concerned Children's Advertisers and how we're still a little concerned about the children (and the parents for that matter).

And next week, we're going to the opera!

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263: Kit Activates Every Canadian Millennial | Not If I Reboot You First! We're really concerned about the children, y'all. They're being raised like veal, and it's absolutely hobbyless behvaiour out there. Good thing our guest Kit Walker is here to pitch some new (weird) (...

In our latest episode, guest Kit Walker joins us to discuss the Concerned Children's Advertisers, and how today's youth need some new PSAs between the brainrot & doomscrolling. After reminiscing about Canadian Content, we pitch some stuff that's weird and scarring enough to get kids touching grass.

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Some of my favorite creatives teaming up is always a welcome surprise ๐Ÿ˜

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262: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Find a Heterosexual Explanation for Immortals | Not If I Reboot You First! You know the saying - "there can only be one!" The Highlander franchise has shown this repeatedly, but apparently a reboot is actually getting off the ground now? Well whether that works out or not, T...

In our newest episode, Tanner accepted the Challenge to see if it's possible to make a new Highlander film without devolving into silliness. And y'know, not really - but you gotta make sure you're silly correctly is the main thing. Give it a listen!

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It's so so so so so unimportant in the grand scheme of things, but I still think that anyone writing Heated Rivalry/Harry Potter crossovers and/or AUs should be run over by a Zamboni.

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In case you missed it, last week Lindsay accepted my challenge to make a biopic about the legendary warrior queen Tomyris. And she did, by pitching a full-on documentary miniseries. Man if we actually started making some of these pitches they'd need such a budget...

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261: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Make Cyrus Drink His Fill of Blood | Not If I Reboot You First! The legend of Tomyris (the legend) is kinda fascinating, but The Legend of Tomiris (the film) squanders those parts and manages to be really long and say very little about the title character or her p...

Ack! Sorry y'all, I pressed the wrong button when scheduling the episode and didn't realize until know. Whoops!

In this episode, Tanner saw a middling historical epic and handed it to Lindsay while going "FIX THIS!" So let's journey across the scenic steppes of Kazakhstan and talk about Tomyris!

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to celebrate nancy drew public domain everyone should listen to the recently wrapped interstitial investigations season of riley hopkins and their amazing friends (which features nancy drew as a player character)

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Absolutely, Cap could use a new outing ๐Ÿ˜

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Also using this as an excuse to just publicly reach out to
@philistulok.bsky.social . You're pretty rad and don't have any DMs set to public (very valid) so this is an open invite to be a guest! We'll let you reboot New Capenna or whatever your heart desires! :P

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Our new year's resolution is to have some more rad, big-name guests on the podcast! We've reached out to a few, but if you have anyone you think we should shoot our pod-shot with let us know!

And if you're a potential rad guest yourself, submit a pitch via our guest form!
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260: Tanner Fights for Justice with the Power of Friendship and this MegaBuster They Found | Not If I Reboot You First! Mega Man Star Force 4 only got as far as a concept, but it's enough of a concept for Tanner to spin into a whole pitch and game summary (which is good, because Lindsay knows almost nothing about any M...

Mega Man Star Force is an underrated spin-off of a spin-off of the Mega Man franchise, and while it got a solid conclusion, a fourth game got as far as a concept before getting cancelled...but merry christmas, Tanner's brought it back in our latest episode! Check it out!

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Jamaica Inn is a REAL PLACE! It's wicked haunted! It might be near the lake where Excalibur got yeeted! It's also the subject of last week's episode, where we took a step back and immediately got beset by feral animals. Give it a listen!

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NIIRYF Episode 260 Reminder | Corner Podcast Network Get more from Corner Podcast Network on Patreon

There's still time to pledge $2 and pitch us a Mega Man Star Force boss!
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259: Lindsay Looses Large Cats on Cornwall | Not If I Reboot You First! Let's get a little meta today. Lindsay's not quite remaking Jamaica Inn so much as paying homage to it, with the tale of a woman using the book as a guide to explore all the English lore and history i...

We got a little meta-textual in our latest episode! Lindsay's version of Jamaica Inn follows a modern woman using the novel as a guide to investigate strange happenings in Cornwall - but forces may be driving them to mirror the narrative a little too closely...

Also, panthers.

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Corner Podcast Network | Patreon A variety of podcasts!

ICYMI, we re-launched our Patreon as a group tip jar for us as well as @waywardocpod.bsky.social and @loserlikeme.bsky.social! And if you subscribe before Dec 11th (that's just under a week away!), you'll get to pitch a boss for an upcoming NIIRYF episode!
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In case you missed it, last week we figured out how to make Point Break even gayer than before, despite - or maybe because of - some wild tangents on the way there.

Also don't forget to check out our new patreon, especially if you wanna pop in some ideas for Mega Man bosses!

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258: Tanner wants Johnny Utah and Bodhi to Kiss SO BAD They Look Stupid | Not If I Reboot You First! Point Break is a patently silly premise executed shockingly well? Why are we rebooting this? Well, it's not explicitly gay and we gotta change that. But that's not enough for an entire episode, so we ...

It'd be easier to list action movies that AREN'T accidentally homo-erotic, but Point Break has got so much sauce it may actually be intentional. Let's turn that subtext into text on the latest episode of our podcast. Listen now!

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