The US government is joining the war on black lung on the side of black lung.

It's as if the US's own military has never suffered the ravages of a flu outbreak during a conflict

She’s… I just…

Ms. Ferguson... Rebecca... huge fan of your work. Can you PLEASE come kill me

That’s it. I’m becoming The Joker.

the first of many

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

we need to remain calm

I think that Wired article about Geese was probably less about Geese and more about.. well, *gestures around*

These responses read very bot-like to me.

wouldn't mind having a wall in my living room that looked like this though

"I don't like it either, but unless you crawl through it to VOTE FOR THEM, they don't have the votes to clean up the broken glass!"

At minimum you'd hope they'd be voting for someone who promises no more broken glass to crawl through at polling locations. I mean, it seems like a slam dunk to me.

"I made this stupid decision all by myself!"

There are TPUSA chuds handing out flyers in my neighborhood and every one that walks by is openly hostile to them

They're like a team owner who is just happy to host one home playoff series a year and pick up the extra gate revenue. Fans can't complain too much because they're "competitive."

That'll do it

I don't know how "Google Magic" works in gmail because it basically labels everything as important which makes nothing seem important. I'm sure there's no ideology baked in there.

Seems like running on "getting back every penny trump made off of this term" would be a good idea imo.

Palantir talking the kind of talk that the German Conservatives were talking in the 20s and 30s

"Justice involved people" is not a phrase anyone has ever said until Andy Beshear said it tonight, however.

We live in the long 2020 since that was the last time anyone spoke like that and mind you, Joe Biden won the election that year even with people talking like that.

This is a $150 personal fan made by Shark and I’m obsessed with it less as a product and more by its ability to exist.

Bluesky is acting like it's the first time it's ever been online today. I wasn't able to use the tabs on web without refreshing and then the endless scroll on the timeline broke for a minute.

Kid Rock has been dead for years, culture made that decision years ago, but Bob Ritchie is finally getting what he deserves.

Disgraced newspaper still caping for disgraced governor

Have you ever used the current technology? It sucks!