Shadowrun should have just leaned into being a 24/7 heist TTRPG.

This judge has been overturned on appeal on this specific issue previously, so this isn't really a setback so much as it is a tantrum.

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GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭

Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

A lot of you people who used to complain about the imperial boomerang coming back to America are weirdly silent when a CIA officer engineers an election in the way you like.

Curious.

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Gork and Mork.

There's been a constant tension in Trump of Evil vs. Stupid (the answer is always both but the balance between them can be hard to identify) and we're going to need a new measurement for the identical tension between Doesn't Understand vs. Truly Fucked.

I guess I should say I'm sorry?

My family had a "football chip dip" recipe that was:
1. cocktail sauce
2. sour cream
3. a bag of tiny salad shrimp

You'd eat this with potato chips and a milkshake.

Called shot (-4) still hits on a nat 20

There's a good chance he would die in a swordfight where was was the only person with a sword and also the only participant in the fight.

Newly released records detail police response to lawmaker attacks Authorities first identified Vance Boelter as a suspect within three hours of the start of the politically motivated rampage.

Newly released records on the police response to the assassination of Melissa Hortman show officers knew a woman was lying motionless on the top of the stairs inside the Hortman home but waited 30 minutes to physically check on her.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

it is, among other things, incredibly striking to see that roberts was so solicitous of the burden the clean power plan might put on fossil fuel executives, when, a decade later, he is indifferent to the way trump’s moves have thrown hundreds of thousands of lives into turmoil.

well yea but the markets are closed so who cares

Cover image of the movie "Ronin" which is a story about a guy getting a very important briefcase. The case contains the original unedited script for The Bee Movie. Is The capitalized in The Bee Movie or is it the Bee Movie? Guess I'd need to open the briefcase to find out.

Wait I've seen this one

He's just mad you preempted his cancel culture article.

Just a reminder that y'all should snag this while it's free. The Blasphemous team swung for the fences with this one and it is so frustrating that seemingly nobody noticed. Especially as their first game sold so well.

Even a lot of the studio's fans had no idea the game even exists.

Lots of funny dunks but "ask random public about the best stuff in a field" is always going to be a list of recent successful titles and nothing else. It's why criticism isn't just measuring sales.

The 2024 election was weird but other results have been mostly consistent with something like this.

Adult Seated Shower Gin just doesn't have the same flavor.

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

For brave anti-capitalists fighting for individual rights and freedoms they sure are strictly devoted to the explicit separation between breakfast and lunch as a matter of ideology.

Pam from the office from the famous "those two pictures you showed me are identical" meme, except no additional text added because its so iconic and obvious that more context would detract from my point and NOT because I'm lazy and didn't feel like doing super easy basic image editing to make the meme sensible and comprehensible.

Most of them seem to be suffering from some kind of twitter-brain unfortunately, and the twitter-brain consensus for 2024 was "people hate woke and love fascism" (which was wrong and stupid but still the media zeitgeist).

Not actually hot hot take: She was a good candidate and ran a good campaign and would be a good president and the only reason to not run her in 2028 is if she somehow ends up in the "just move on, look forward not backward" lane of the race.

is that bad?

IMO the 3/25 cave was a non-issue because the choices were shit sandwich or shit burrito. Either way shit is on the menu!

Not being prepared for House Republicans to pass the Trump's budget was an embarrassing failure though. It didn't change the outcome but that was a big unforced error.