a man is smiling and looking at the camera while another man is standing behind him . ALT: a man is smiling and looking at the camera while another man is standing behind him .

Posting on here feels like this

Omg. I love you so much

I like when people tell me they like my “ironic” use of the Papyrus font. First of all I would never use Papyrus in jest

In another life I run a bagel shop that opens at 5 AM and closes promptly at noon. I know every regular and I am always smiling.

Wore an amazing tie yesterday

Stop confusing basic human decency with caring too much

Israel says West Bank operation will last for a year as it sends tanks to Jenin Continued operation in Palestinian territory will leave 40,000 displaced people unable to return home

Ethnic cleansing comes to the West Bank, as anyone could have predicted. (The "for a year" stuff is for the suckers.) The Israelis are ripping out infrastructure. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

Being kind is the biggest beauty secret. You will glow from within

I’m scared.

What Costco muffin thing

The thing about me is I kind of actually will post anything

Went searching for a four leaf clover today for an hour and didn’t find anything. Felt like a failure. I’ll try again tomorrow

a woman in a striped shirt is standing on a balcony looking out over a city ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is standing on a balcony looking out over a city

Untrue…But I’m also still right

WOAHHH. Let’s not get crazy

Wait I just realized you’re wearing mittens. And that you’re on a train. Woah. Lots to explore here. I want everything

Hump day… HUMP = Hoes Underestimate My Potential

I love you more!!!

Omg I love these. Going to explore the idea of buying some

“I thought the west coast was only 3 hours behind” is kind of excellent. Saving that for later… But I am so happy granola bar eating is still alive

Haven’t really seen anyone have a granola bar lately. Really makes you think

I love to bitch and complain. And things of that nature

A bouquet of a dozen eggs for Valentine’s Day

I want to see everyone’s boyfriends tomorrow because I am nosey and curious.

Ily <3

My jacket has been a really huge hit with everyone

Thank you for loving me. The experiment was a success

Yes I want your nachos. And I want to marry you

Can someone let me hack into their computer

Being threatened with a good time and I’m really scared