We’re often asked where we get our glassware. Well, sometimes we make it! This is an example of a piece we’ve made for our upcoming menu next month.

This thing? I just thought it was a cocktail swizzle stick for Seattle! 😉

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Same. Also the movies themselves became very bloated, I guess feeling the need to keep getting bigger.

And re-releasing a movie to have people pay for a piece of information for the new movie? That’s just being insulting as a storyteller and a blatant grift of fans.

Well I know if I was an enemy combatant, I’d be taking notes.

Reaaaaaal easy vulnerability right here.

a man wearing glasses and a vest says good luck you got this Alt: A man wearing glasses and a vest says “good luck you got this”. He makes the sign of the cross with his hand.

Oh…

Sure, vessel with nowhere to go, sailors packed into berths they share, the mess halls, and if you’ve ever used a military gym…well…

Oh my goodness this is foretelling if I ever saw it.

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I think they misunderstood the piñata portion of the kid’s birthday party. 🕵️‍♂️🍸

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**Blinks in shipping costs**

Yup. 😜

Cool. This was yesterday in Seattle:

HOLY SHIT BUFFALO SABRES!!!! 🙌

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE COFFEE! 😬

😜

I remember posting this awhile back, and was halfway sure it would happen…

He WILL declare himself the Second Coming. It will be in an effort to try and be “joking” or to harass the Pope, but he REALLY wants to announce himself as a deity at this point.

I am not kidding. The AI image cinched it.

Salute to an all-time tweet

The Commander in Chief is a clear and present danger to his own troops.

It can’t be any clearer than this. He should not be in power.

Bisexuals and their multiple drinks:

This one is for hydration.
This one is for the caffeine.
And this one has the bestest flavor and just makes me happy.

Oh, Arsenal…

I can’t say I’m surprised. At all.

Del Toro.

Come towards the light, Carol Anne!

Yeah, what is this, Ben?!

It is all bad. All. There are all bad. Better things. Better. Don’t slum.

a man with a beard is wearing a black shirt that says sabbath Alt: A man with a beard is wearing a black shirt makes an “eek” face. (Tony Stark, Avengers).

**looks below at my feet**

Oh yeah.

Vincent Price with a rifle onboard a boat against a sailor.

“You’ll have to explain it to the Mexican Police! The USA! And…The HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION!”

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Once again: I appreciate it, but my dance card is full with Mrs. Charles and a Bella Spruce.

Raymond Burr in a coat looking angry.

At least he’s out of coffee.

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I appreciate it, but I couldn’t fill out that dress as much.

Depends on the agency and the host nation. I- am still watching the movie, but when I was in the military and later a fed-

Ahhhh! …later!

…I understand? Maybe just in certain contexts? Or situations?

I mean…

-Or I’ll just make another cocktail and entertain with a case of mine that will make you laugh. 🕵️‍♂️🍸

“You’re out of your jurisdiction, even for a federal man.”

Hahahahahaha…haha..ha.. 😭

-man…yeahhh. How’s today hitting us, kids?

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