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Posts by Xaq (Commissions Open)

The "Low IQ" hat on the desk is a bit of comedy gold though

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Oh for sure!! Everything here is HEINOUSLY large, although shrinkflation is really doing a number on us all now, cause we're paying twice as much as before for half as much. ๐Ÿซ 

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Is anyone else just fucking EXHAUSTED yet?

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๐Ÿคฃ No worries, brother! I'm an American I eat plenty of slop that make most people go WUHHH

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Gonna start a new Jackass era but it's just for middle-aged neurodivergents:

"I'm Xaq and this is Walking around in wet socks." (๐ŸŽถBowdow dowwww doww๐ŸŽถ)

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They were just excited it wasn't more beans on toast on beans.

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Sometimes being a graphic designer is dropping what you're doing to chase an intrusive thought you had while you were using the restroom

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These are really great!

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Same brother ๐Ÿ™Œ

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Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog! ๐Ÿ’™

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I have the 14th edition of the book that I scored at Half Price Books and my immediate thought was "oh shit really?! THAT'S what I should be asking?"

I just try to meet people where they're at and scale appropriately, but survivable it ain't.

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They fucking did it with Terrance Howard when he was a dick about iron man and to ed norton with hulk. Those were in cycle movies that they just replaced cold.

Get Aaron Morten from Fallout! He's great or Coleman Domingo! Howve they NOT used him yet?!

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Gotcha!

7 hours ago 1 0 0 0

ohhhh these are neat!!
I'm interested, where do you find these bad boys?

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Gonna finally pay off that Howard the Duck post credit shit from Guardians.

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You know what, you're absolutely right, and I would like to apologize to the Osteo-American community for my words.

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YUPPPPP

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Awwwww I hope they see this!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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And also, nice touch making it Jokerman. ๐ŸคŒ

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The onion already did this twenty years ago and every shooting since.

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This is the weed equivalent of when Gal Gadot sang "Imagine" out of key with her cabal of rich idiot friends and they all cured Covid.

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weed doesn't need it's own cybertruck. stahhhhhhpppppp

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It's just the most lazy, on the nose reasoning for casting him and hamfisted way to bring iron man back because none of their new shit has a leg to stand on, so Robert will loan them his legs and Chris Evans is also returning because they sabotaged Anthony Mackie but will say audience reaction shit

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All of em.

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You fuckers know I'm right. Make the date and time!!

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Oh okay, so SPOILERS:

When Robert snapped his fingies, his soul splinters and in an alternate universe he has amnesia and is Doom but finds himself in the main dimension after the other time hopping bullshit and is Dr Doom until they unmask him all go WUHHHHH TONY ALIVE?!?? TONY FWEND OF VENGERS!!

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He drank from the Black Sarcophagus didn't he?

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Ernie Hudson is 80.

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Looking like a lich king to own the libs

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I couldn't agree more.

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