If I had a Time Machine I’d go back to the day I tried Red Bull for the first time. Pre-teen me had never felt so amped and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Saved $800 and fixed my own laundry machine today 💁🏻‍♀️ #womeninmalefields

I haven’t crocheted in months and somehow in the past week I’ve already crocheted two hats- I don’t know what’s gotten into me. Lock up your yarn, folks. I’m just getting started.

I just want to share my joy - there’s nothing worse than being excited about something and wanting to share and being shut out

The more I grow older, the more I realized I just wanna live a cozy and slow life like Frog and Toad (from the children's book series Frog and Toad).

I miss old tumblr (like 2009-2012) and bluesky sort of fills that hole

Back on my bullshit (I remembered a past hobby that I got supper into for like four days and then didn’t pick up again for 8 months and now it’s all I will do or think about for the next week)

I feel like the days my mental health is terrible are the days I actually look nice - can’t have both or I’d be too powerful

It's the Trojan horse! How hilarious!

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.

Was I medicated for the first time in a month around my family, and the first thing my mom asked me was “are you high?”

tim robinson as luca from i think you should leave, the guy who has hired a lookalike to one of his coworkers to take huge smells dumps in the bathroom so everyone at the office would think his coworker takes huge smelly dumps

tim robinson as karl havoc from i think you should leave, he got all excited for a bit and then has an existential crisis saying he doesn’t even wanna be around anymore

the two moods of every poster

Constantly just like embodying embarrassment

i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me

Going through a phase right now that I’m pretty sure would make my 13 year old self proud

Nothing is going to get done today. I’ve lost the ability to take the ideas from my head and put them into actions.

Just got tickets to go see Chiodos and Hawthorne heights- I feel like my goal for my 30s is to live out all my teenage emo dreams

A velour tracksuit elevates any outfit

Another 2025 resolution- stop trying to live up to the expectations I assume people have of me- it’s better to be myself authentically and if someone doesn’t like me that’s ok.

2025 goal: find a group of awesome ladies to play dnd with - anyone in the metro Detroit area want to start playing dnd?

Incredible find at the thrift

Uncaffeinated, unmedicated, and completely bothered this morning

How the hell do I have a mortgage and still get pimples. Face, I thought we were past this.

I spent all my productive mind time on my job today and forgot to save any for jokes or whimsy and that’s my bad- that’s on me. I’ve learned my lesson.

I seriously do not understand why the Ohio tourism department spends any ad money in Michigan

Drop your #lore: where/when did you have your first kiss?

I was at a dollar movie theater seeing The Bee Movie, and now every time I kiss I hear Jerry Seinfeld’s voice buzzing in my ear 🐝

Alright, I’ll cave, here’s my interests- let’s be mutuals:
✨rpgs like bg3 and dragon age
✨I think you should leave and detroiters
✨ fantasy/romantasy books
✨arts and crafts
✨folklore and cryptids
✨indie and alt music
✨whimsy and nonsense
✨ riddles and hanging out under bridges
✨fitness
#promosky

This is clearly a cry for help

I don’t think I’ll ever grow out of my vampire phase

Dapper pup

When I drop “ubiquitous” in the group chat