In a bad place right now I only have two pairs of jeans I like and the rest all piss me off

Haha, moron.

You better believe my interests are monied

And I’m asleep

My dream blunt rotation is when I swing a bat around in a circle

Strong smellin’ and pretty ugly!! (Jk I don’t mean those things)

Dir. by Peter queer

Big dick and swanging cock

Content creator as a slur

lol

The main value I bring to my relationship is recognizing actors

Fuuuuuck I gotta get a vasectomy and a wife

Do you think that guys grandma actually got hit by a bazooka

If this was a video I think I might have thrown up

Boobs are women too

I’m old enough to remember when the kids were listening to SWANS!! 🧓

It never happened

Huh. You ain’t kiddin, huh

Nobody's calling the cops on anyone for trying to speak to them. That doesn't happen. You gotta go outside and build relationships with real people.

Really nice shot

Nothing on a dang web site ever meant anything to me, pal

and they DO know who he is! We all had to tell them who he was the last time he performed at the halftime show in 2020

To me Gumby is spiritually a Muppet

Ohhhhhh my god shut up

Business idea I come over to your place and tell you what that smell is

do you guys believe in a better world or not really

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I’m infected too