"The white kind of immigrants."

Republicans are demanding that she step down as wife.

Pretty much, yeah

9. Dragon Racers Rally: fun, but way too short.

10. Pizza Moon: just the best. Went there twice.

There may be more in the future, but I need my phone battery to call the Lyft back to the hotel.

7. Battle At the Ministry: Amazing building and queue. The ride? Ok. Standard "help us defeat the bad guy okay he's defeated" story line, but in a Tower Of Terror elevator.

8. Mine Cart Madness again: the only words I could understand in the queue were "something something GOLDEN BANANA"

4. Curse of the Werewolf: Got on the line not knowing what it was. Fun.!

5. Mine Cart Madness: Do NOT ride this if you have a spine in your back. Ow ow ow ow ow

6. Circus Arcanus: Absolutely awesome.

2. Yoshi's Adventure: I STILL don't know what the pink, green and blue buttons are for.

3. Stardust Racers: I wasn't allowed on because I'm wearing an elastic knee brace that has a metal side strip seen in. What the actual fuck.

So, here are my reviews from my first time at Epic Universe.

1. If you've never been on a particular ride, DON'T take the Single Rider line. They bypass all of the scene-setting and preshows. (My big mistake on Monsters Unchained)

I've got a blister on the back of my left foot, blisters on two left toes, I'm spending the whole day today at Epic Universe, and I still think I'm running the 5K on Friday and the 10-miler on Sunday.

OVERCONFIDENCE

Tell ya what, I'll be exhausted and near death at the finish line FOR you.

Okay, this place is cool. Or it rocks. Or slaps. Whatever the kids say these days

But without checking IMDB's "Crazy Credits," how will I know whether I can leave or if there's an after-credits scene?

Today's the day I pop my Epic cherry

The goal is to win an EGAD

Um....

yeah.

About to find out how bad "Zoogether Together"

I thought we all successfully got rid of the BAH years ago

To be fair, "Paddington 4: Escape From New York" would get me to the theater on opening day.

Here's hoping!

I'm going to Epic (first time!) on Wednesday.

I'll hide some cruise ducks around for ya!

Screenshot from MDE showing the AP

We're going to WDW on Monday to teach a class and to run the Springtime Surprise, and we'll also be going down in November, December and February (conferences and the Princess Half-Marathon).

So we just bought APs -- the first time in 14 years -- with Photopass for the races.

We're APers now!

So maybe Trump's snuff video was his warning to Melanie

We don't yet know if email-to-Kindle functionality will still work for these older Kindles

The 4chan Presidency

In the '60s, a nun in my left-handed wife's Catholic school tried her best to make her right-handed by smacking her left hand repeatedly while saying "My LORD and my GOD, stop USING that HAND!"

So yeah, I get it

Email telling me I'm in Drop 1

Holy wow, I got picked for Olympic ticket Drop 1! My time slot begins Friday morning.

I won't be in L.A., so assuming that we won't be in nuclear winter in July, should I go to the dark side and buy Opening Ceremony tickets (or the gymnastics final) just so I can resell them?

a woman is sleeping in a bed with her eyes closed and a white shirt on . ALT: a woman is sleeping in a bed with her eyes closed and a white shirt on .

Oh God, I'm having that dream again aren't I?

The one where everything is normal, the sun is shining, and the trees are in bloom?

And I'm going to wake up back in the bunker and remember we had that nuclear war?

I'm currently in Philadelphia -- the birthplace Of freedom -- so today would be the perfect time for me to find out It Happened™.

Just saying, is all.

NO P.O.L. YET. KEEP HOPE ALIVE!

Too many thousand of runners in the circles at the start gate in front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art

Me running towards the finish line, not looking dead for once

Running under the Girard Avenue Bridge, along the Schuylkill River, which you should never try to pronounce without assistance

Signing the wall at the President’s House: Freedom and Slavery in the Making of a New Nation, where the Trump administration removed interpretive plaques about slavery. It's worth zooming in and reading some of the messages; the NPS keeps ripping it down, and people keep putting it back up.

36 hours in Philly was fun. I scored a PB at the Hot Chocolate Run (13:02 pace over 10K), had lunch at Reading Market, signed the protest wall at the desecrated slavery exhibit, and the only thing I missed was the Franklin Institute's "Universal Theme Parks: The Exhibition" (fi.edu/en/exhibits-...).