Sagittarius: Your smartphone will absorb the ghost of a Victorian orphan. It will work the same as before, except it will weep when you unlock it.

"Do you know who you are? You’re the only person on this planet who makes me feel that I’m not alone."
Despite the overwhelming sadness of this film, this quote made me think of you.
I miss you.

Sagittarius: What you lack in good looks, you make up for with a terrible personality.

🫂❤️‍🩹

Sagittarius: Your life is like a movie. The kind with terrible reviews that puts people to sleep or causes them to sob quietly in the corner.

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

A huge hug, I know how much it hurts to lose our little ones ❤️‍🩹

Sagittarius: The stars are aligning (to form some sort of Earth-murdering black hole).

Well.. nope.

Sagittarius: Look to the horizon. It’s the best way to avoid the shitshow that follows you everywhere you go.

Sagittarius: Maybe if you get knocked down, don't get up again right away. Enjoy a little bit of a rest on the floor.

Crowley needs it too..

The tree is beautiful, but those two.. oooh, how wonderful!

When my cat had surgery, her shaved belly was so soft to cuddle.. hugs to the little one 💞

🫂 a huge hug

Sagittarius: Your yacht may need polishing soon, wait sorry that was for a fabulously wealthy version of you in an alternate universe.

Man stabbing another man through the top of his head

I appreciate your constructive criticism

Giving good advice to others
Belly dancing
Writing

Sagittarius: You will meet a handsome stranger. Wait sorry I mean strangler. A handsome strangler.

Yes! I've cried all of my tears!

Well, let me just tell you that my password at work is "pondwater" (well, a combination of characters, but that's the idea)

Let's make it simpler: if I told you that my partner doesn't accept my "no" and actually laughs at my attempt to set boundaries, what would you say? That it's a love language? No, that he's an asshole. So what?

He obviously doesn't want to be filmed, and he's said it several times. Why doesn't she leave him alone? Abuse is not that funny.

I'm 67 😨😂

Rob Wilkins modelling a mock up of a forthcoming Good Omens Christmas jumper

Rob Wilkins modelling a mock up of a forthcoming Good Omens Christmas jumper

And here’s a treat from tonight’s Waterstones Piccadilly event: #GoodOmens Christmas jumper the Aziraphale version!

Rob looking very holly jolly in a red, black and yellow jumper with repeat patterns of dark glasses and Christmas trees

On the back of the jumper are Crowley and Aziraphale and a repeat pattern of wings

Loved this from last night’s event at Brendon Books - Rob Wilkins modelling a preview of the forthcoming #GoodOmens Christmas jumper for, probably, next year

Congratulations to our David!
#baftascotlandawards #davidtennant

Sagittarius: You'll finally be free of your crippling imposter syndrome when it's revealed that you legitimately don't deserve any success.

Why is it so difficult to believe someone when he said he loves someone else?
But in general, why is it so hard to believe in what someone says, if what he says is not what people want to hear?
But after all, why I always find myself to make the same questions, knowing that the answers don't change?