*Nate Dogg voice*

Break...that...glass for me....Break that glass for me

Fantasy Baseball Breakout Hitters: Elite Bats Or Fake Outs for Week 4? (2026) Kevin analyzes hitter fantasy baseball sleepers, breakouts surging for Week 4 of 2026. Are they true breakouts, or fake outs? Read his fantasy baseball outlooks and buys/sells.

In my latest edition of Fantasy Hitter Breakouts or Fake Outs I take a look at Jeremiah Jackson, Dillon Dingler, Daniel Schneemann and Mickey Moniak. One of them has REALLY impressed me while another hot name looks like fool's gold. My latest for @rotoballer.com

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Not enjoying things right now!

I am so tired of the sound of the whistle and we're not even halfway through the 2nd quarter

Yeah, a favorable upcoming schedule for sure.

Side note: Doing a breakdown on Dillon Dingler for my article tomorrow and oh my god that dude is killing it. I'm legit shocked looking at these stats

If they beat the Dodgers today then they catapult to number 4*

*- I am not actually going to do this but the thought is there

I'm here with another week of MLB Power Rankings for
@rotoballer.com. It's a jumbled mess pretty much everywhere and ranking this week was like spinning a roulette wheel. Where does your favorite team rank thanks to the wheel? Find out here 👇

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The Spurs' fiesta t-shirt colors for the crowd is an absolute hit

They are recognized and are being rewarded in my rankings (which many say are the best rankings out there)

Starting to put together my power rankings for tomorrow and oh my god, what an absolute mess the standings are right now. April baseball, am I right?

"it happened during a dead ball."

Yeah, there's at least one of those after that kick

Imagine you get kicked in the nuts on national streaming and all they do is just show it in slow motion 48 times in a row

Well you gotta text 69050 with the issue and then list scoreboard as the location. That's how to get this fixed

I should know better. Never a sweat!

Just checking in and it's good to see the Nuggets are already excelling at pissing me off so quickly

Playoff games only being available on streaming services, even in local markets, should be a crime punishable by something really horrific

Best MLB Player Prop Bets - Home Run Props for Today (4/18/2026) Kevin's best MLB player prop bets for today (4/18/2026). Bet his home run props (HR props) and win money betting on MLB player props, including Mike Trout, Teoscar Hernandez, Francisco Alvarez and mor...

It’s another Saturday and I’m targeting the long ball today. Mike Trout looks to be in a great spot against the Padres and I like Teoscar Hernandez to go deep in Coors. See who else I’m backing in my latest for @rotoballer.com 👇

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Well that really sucks

Well, this one WAS close for like two minutes

I just want a close game in these play-in games today

I’m seriously so bummed here. If the flavor was actually any distinctly bourbon it’d go higher in the rating. But if this is a blind taste I’d never guess bourbon.

At the very least, it IS taffy and that’s never that bad

WEIRD CANDY REVIEWS, EDITION FIVE

Kentucky Bourbon Taffy

Flavor: I really wanted bourbon but this is more of like a caramel. Disappointing

Texture: Tough to start, then good and chewy

Cost: $10 to the Louisville airport

Overall: 7.4/10

Decent taffy but very disappointed in the lack of bourbon

But whatever it is, just know you got it, man. Find something that gives you confidence and do that for a while to build your confidence and you'll be back.

You're all good, man. Just try and tell yourself you've got it and eventually that's going to be the truth

Take a deep breath, try and reset yourself and then just know that you can only control what you can control. That's my serious answer.

If you want my non-serious answer it's to pick up golf so you realize how hard it is to truly control things and then everything else comes into perspective

His first HR parlay he places will make him understand

This Hornets season has been FUCKING WILD my god

So many nerves you can see on Charlotte's offense. Once those go away they'll start cooking

Buzz buzz, bitches

No problem, man! Enjoy whatever bottle you end up grabbing

High West is good whether you're getting the bourbon or rye. Go a little up from $40 (just a touch) and my favorite go-to is the Woodford Reserve Rye. Hits the spot every single time