What I would like to see more of is the opposing team getting fucked by their own shenanigans.

Ragen protecc

Ah ha! Ball don’t lie

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Not sure about other fans. I don’t sit down and watch the Mariners enough to justify paying a subscription fee. So I guess I only see them when I go to the ballpark and when I maybe possibly happen to catch a national game.

Appreciate you. 💚
But Opening Day was kinda ruined for me because of this malarkey.

Not me having a grief reaction because there’s exactly one baseball game that I can watch on the streaming services I pay hundreds of dollars for and I don’t give a flying fuck about Arizona or LA.

Seems I can’t watch the Mariners at home without forking out more money for another streaming service. *sigh* this is ass

Are they booing Thomas for a reason or just cuz they’re dumb?

Maybe if that joker hadn’t dived so many times in the first 20 minutes of the match he would have a better argument. Maybe he hasn’t heard the story about crying wolf.

It has not “added an aura of nervousness” you tryhard

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LMAO — the brain trust in the replies with “find out who this ‘journalist’ is argle bargle” like it would be difficult to do 😆

I feel like he has tired out his tongue and now everything he says is a tongue twister

I would believe he’s from Portlandia 🙄

I have developed a suspicion that his friends have a bingo game going with his soccer game commentary sayings

I told my sis, who isn’t watching, that he sounds like he can’t figure out which accent he wants to fake

Does this commentator in the Sounders match sound like a cartoon character with a thesaurus to anyone else?

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You’re welcome Seahawks fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I, for one, appreciate the hell out of this.

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Image of Our Lady of Guadalupe framed in roses and greenery. Floral arrangements surrounding display

Church doors with archway in front. Crown made of flowers over center top. Floral arrangement cascading to appear as poured out of baskets at the top.

Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe

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It was okay for me.

Hands Down

I will loudly boo their douche-canoe keeper FOREVER

✅Won a big, shiny trophy
✅Didn’t lose to Portland
✅Saving me money in the postseason
I’m saying net positive

LMAO Right so the players and fans have lost the plot? cool

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Full cackle they’re booing the guy that got head-butted.

LOL took 46 minutes for a Foxy Apple chant.

1. I don’t like this playoff format
2. Their keeper is a dick
3. That throat hit in Alex would have been a red on us, given history
4. This playoff format is ass.

LOL former GK Alex has another save