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Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

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HEADLINE: Game Becomes Infinitely Less Interesting Second It Enters Steam Library.

HEADLINE: Game Becomes Infinitely Less Interesting Second It Enters Steam Library.

A long-awaited video game became far less appealing the moment it had entered a local man’s Steam library.
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ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

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HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

Robert F. Kennedy’s voice returned to an articulated, velvety-smooth timbre upon spitting up a launch title for the Nintendo Switch.
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Damn those are cool people

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Custom Robo for the Nintendo GameCube

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a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

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COVlD cases need to fall "well below 10,000" per day for the country to achieve some semblance of pre-pandemic life.

-Dr. Anthony Fauci

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Immigrants are taking your job they said while handing you your pink slip

Trans people are a threat to your children they said closing the child's bedroom door behind them

The left hates free inquiry they said as they chained the university gates closed

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Feminism makes you weak and afraid they say watching you apply concealer to your bruises

Vaccines make you sick they said coughing in your face

Anti-racism is the real bigotry they say as they pull the noose tight

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if one of my friends is on it, its twitter.

if someone i dont respect is on it, its x the everything app.

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I had to

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happy anniversary to all who celebrate

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Hoi in a baby carriage

Hoi in a baby carriage

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a medieval drawing of two knights embracing

a medieval drawing of two knights embracing

close friends, france, 15th century

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When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself

Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes?

You deserve better than ice cubes.

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I think a lot about how pathetic it is that the US Empire is on it's way out, like they really only got 2-3 generations deep before completely eating shit despite having a trillion dollar budget for Imperialism.

Like I'm glad, but also: god, you fucking losers

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Get in the Guilty Gear, Usagi!

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Everyone here is overly familiar with the Nazi bar analogy. If 8 people at the bar are "doing fine" and 2 people are destitute and suffering then you live in a society of destitution and suffering.

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oh I get it now

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Pinned kinsect

Pinned kinsect

Me holding up the clay kinsect

Me holding up the clay kinsect

Another shot of it in the box

Another shot of it in the box

Mauldrone

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New Bluey episode was sick

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Seaside

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The fire will not stop that person from going to jail and having to preform slave labor the entire time they are in prison. It will not transfer the wealth of the company to its workers. It will not even punish the ceo.

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Y'all if your coworkers die and you're told to just keep working and look away...don't.

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