Okay now I’m gonna disappear again bye

Sucks he’s dealing with a medical issue but it’s so nice to see someone try to crawl back to the internet and be like “will you forgive me?” And be totally denied and make a fool of himself

Dealing with justice sensitivity is hard in today’s world, but you too can make yourself feel better by watching videos about Ned Fulmer

Someone painting their nails

Someone painting a Warhammer Space Marine

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

What

I keep seeing men in my day to day life that look like Ethan Slater what does this mean

Honestly? If you feel the need to use AI just use me. I’ll write you a silly little email. You can steal my jokes. Just please stop.

transgender is like crab rangoon

Photo at a craft store, a small ooze-like creature in a yellow hoodie and crotchet pajamas is sitting with some blue yarn, he looks happy to see you. Below him is a sign that says "you can do it!"

you can do it :)

A chunky tuxedo cat sitting in a sink

A tuxedo cat hiding in a fabric drawer. Only his face can be seen poking out. He has an all black nose.

I think y’all would appreciate it the adventure my cat had at the vet today

Connoreatspants Fortnite Friday is just Ziwe for boys

I’m not I mean it

Wow! Great post.

We are so back (I have a joke I wanted to make on X the everything app and I realized I can just make it here)

Shoutout to whoever threw the frat party by my apartment building. I could hear your screaming and blasting music, but you finished up by 11pm. Maybe the kids are alright.

I got a pack of mystery comics from a local shop and found this anti-smoking one. Turns out it was pre-owned, maybe multiple times. I think the erased answer is “okay just a half” lol.