She loves trash except for when I put in on her I guess

Merry Christmas, time to force Rosie to be festive

Sweaty shirt, not a care in the world

Tongue Tuesday

Sleepy time is all the time

Stink check

See you at the club

Someone said Rosie has boobies 😭😭

Definitely not laying down in the closet

Goodnight

Technically yesterday, Dumpling Week: Day 2.

Dumpling Week 2025

I’m apparently illiterate since this is clearly book 3…. Guess I’m not reading today.

I’ve read the first few chapters of this book a few times in my life, time to press on and finish it.

Murdering mice Mondays or something

Before and after touching the tum tum

My face when it’s 2025 and I’m seeing Nazi salutes on live TV

If they say straight fries run

I haven’t posted in a minute cause I’ve been focused on Threads for some reason. So here’s a photo dump for y’all.

Me when you tell me we’re dressing up for Halloween

She left to go under the bed about 15 minutes later

a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm " ALT: a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his face and says " hmm "

Instructions unclear brought taco shots

Time to stretch

Meanwhile I do this with my hand and get bitten..

Oh no Bluesky what is you doing

She gets better lighting than I do

Tonight’s whiskey choice, paired with a turkey and cheese sando and stale cookies

Sorry boss, can’t go to work. Can’t get past my door guardian

I should call her..