I love how Cardi always performs in outfits that make her look like a sexy transformer

Sports is a beautiful name for a girl

Just thinkin bout my big jug of mango again. I love my big jug of mango

Some loser banged on my door so disrespectful I was pissed for hours until finally my friend was like wow what a dork. And I was like ! Yeah wow what a dork and I’m a dork for being so mad! Saved the day

Every week I vote for “femboy hooters” on this voice actor’s poll because EVERY WEEK it’s on the poll and it’s BEEN on the poll for MONTHS GIMME FEMBOY HOOTERS

It’s been my fault for being early way more than it’s benefitted me

My mom never wore pants and it’s part of my grieving process to dress like her so the indecent exposure charge is, transphobic frankly and I’ve been advised by my legal team to end this skeet

Peloton turned their comments off I love Heated Rivalry Psychosis just as much as the actual show

CVS pharmacy stop deadnaming me or I’ll start calling you CONSUMER VALUE STORE

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The girl version of eating a rotisserie chicken w your bare hands over the sink is eating a big jug of mango w a fork over the sink and I know I’m non binary cause I’ve done both and I know I’m a fool cause I’ve done both tonight

Smoking Donald Duck style is the way. Your legs will heal, those pinholes in your pajama pants are there forever.

There’s been nobody else in my house for a week now and I wanna vinyl wrap everything

Hudson Williams is beginning to affect the NASDAQ and that’s not even a joke

It’s obviously the demigorgon in power armor

Watched the UFC fight for two seconds why did I see President touchinkids and why’s he within touchin reach of the winner’s kids

Hey every number in my DNI graveyard how’s it taste

Unfortunately it’s -because of- the propeller hat and lollipop

“Jesus Christ was sick, his fans are weird as fuck”
- Caleb Hearon

It’s kinda hard to not be stoked about the draft I got beef w quite a few boys still

I love all you lil gays who live in my phone

People come into your life for a reason, a season, or just to watch The Greasy Strangler and become less dateable

Idk I feel like I’d really flourish in a lavender marriage

Wow love really does make you fit it all in the car

Chappy GT therapize me and destroy my enemies tysm

Dad’s in transitional care and I’m beginning to feel Rage about president touchinkids outliving both my parents

I should be studied it’s kind of amazing how much anxiety I have had my whole life. You gotta be able to distill that shit into a cure for something.

My mentals are fucked man I bite now

Got a strain called Bio Jesus happy Easter y’all

I don’t wanna be a pretentious douchebag anymore!! I wanna sound completely unburdened by thought!!!!