Maybe a hot take, but I am a fan Chef Ben #BelowDeck

Do ya wanna beeee my angellll

my anxious girl

going thru all of Below Deck OG seasons now. S1 Kate folding the guest's blanket into a "rocket ship" (penis) was genius work. Also now that I've seen her on House of Villains I'm understanding all the talk about her RBF (what they used to call Bitchy Resting Face) ... can relate

I feel like you're only here for the zipline.

Drove to work, dropped stuff off at Goodwill, went to the gym, made an appt for a trainer for next Thurs, and went to Trader Joe's! She's mobile!

I can't wait to drop stuff off at Goodwill

I drove my car home today!!! Achievement unlocked

what are your fave spring flavors in a tequila cocktail? I need motivation!!!

new crinkly fishies

Second attempt at registering the car in 5 hrs 🤞🏻

I do not feel human today

Logged on for the Bryan Noem tea

Omg yummmm!

It’s the dog for me

It was decent. A couple good sketches in each. First episode def better than the second

Perpetually exhausted and back perpetually hurts

"Cuck Twitter"

Control is everything to meee woooOooAAAAoooo (Skyrizi)

First episode hosted by Tina Fey was better than the second ep.. second ep I enjoyed only 2 sketches. I tend to only like a couple per episode in the American version.. so I think it's fine haha

Saturday Night Live UK reminded me that Wolf Alice slaps

It's made me consider working on yacht to an extent 😂 maybe I need to watch the "Poop Cruise" documentary to stabilize myself

crossover episode of Below Deck Down Under & Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. All of these shows come off over-produced/over-edited after a certain season/time, it seems... unfortunately 😕

Lost in the Bravo TV universe 😂

I knew RHOSLC was s4 of Below Deck Down Under, but I didn't realize it was the very first episode til now. Ohh boy

Ok I loved the end of S3 Below Deck Down Under! Excited to start the new szn with some rosé after a chill Sunday shift

Below Deck Down Under went under after Aesha left. Or season 3 just isn't good

Turns out the tax was paid just not cleared from their system..still gotta make another dmv appt 🫩

not mine but relatable