"and therefore I will..."

a good 75% of the U.S. press operates either in blind fealty or timid normalization of him, yet he's such a narcissistic black hole it's just never enough

ah yes, personal freedom, that thing that is always present IN THE MILITARY

INFOWARS @infowars Lies! Lies! Lies! The Epic Lies And False Reality That The Onion Lives In!

"The Onion lives in a false reality"

The president of the United States has labeled more than half the country traitors.

This isn’t just a rant. This is setting up a call for action on his part.

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

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Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

The Must-Have Item in Silicon Valley Is a $178 Sweater With a CEO’s Face Leaders at companies from Nvidia to Palantir are now driving fashion, signaling a new era of the cult of the founder.

if I ever do this I give all of you permission to punch me in the face (my face, not the sweater's) www.wsj.com/tech/silicon...

Head of federal law enforcement stages authoritarian crackdown on political enemies in attempt to appease Trump because he's afraid the journalistic exposé of his uncontrolled alcoholism is putting his job in jeopardy

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

The NBA opening the playoffs on Prime Video was an insane decision

There is so much market manipulation going on in this administration.

I'm sorry to all my fellow #wrestlemania watchers for having wasted your time on that, yeesh

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

just saw an ad for a CNN show called Kara Swisher Wants To Live Forever and now I want to do the opposite of that

little fella claimed to be "politically homeless" just last week

The frontier models try "distillation defense" to prevent reverse-engineering. Problem is, the methods (don't allow lower temperatures, mask thinking, etc) make the product worse and frustrate paying power users. Basically every proprietary AI will be rebuilt as streamlined open source eventually.

It's a big market manipulation and grift club and you ain't in it (but it's stealing from you)

It's exceedingly unusual that they all "decided" this in unison!!

Reporter: If you don’t have a deal by Wednesday, will you extend the ceasefire or restart attacks? Trump: Maybe I won’t extend it… and we’ll have to start dropping bombs again.

Peace when markets are open

War when markets are closed

Most striking to me about these memos is the radically different assessment of the harm imposed by the president not being able to pursue his initiatives. Over the last 15 mos., that harm has in numerous cases been treated as almost per se serious and irreparable. Here, it gets no analysis at all.

Straight up milking the market

Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

OMG

Kash Patel appears to be a drunken national security threat

"Meetings and briefings had to be rescheduled for later in the day as a result of his alcohol-fueled nights."

"A request for 'breaching equipment' ... was made last year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors."

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Good for him but I am tired of learning about all the ways a 41-year-old candidate for U.S. Senate supposedly has a lot more growing and learning to do. Maybe do that before the Senate? And maybe try out a lower office before then?

Or maybe we just watch him blossom into another Sinema/Fetterman.