Proposed 10-1 VA redistricting map reimagined as godzilla ramming a dick down another monster's throat because it's that kind of tuesday idk
Virginia : that's right take this blue godzilla dick
MAGA : omf ufhlahflhfhlhafhl :(
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS
AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING
WERE
BOTH
RIGHT
"Defunct startups are being liquidated for their Slack archives, Jira tickets, and email threads—operational exhaust that AI labs now treat as premium training data."
Exactly one year ago today:
BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.
This is a serious escalation.
JD, this is your priest speaking, and I am begging you to please keep posting this shit.
There was literally a pangolin that flew combat sorties with the CIA in a dirty war in Laos that then died after drinking too much gin, so there’s at least one pangolin whose record is morally ambiguous
pulitzer grade journalism to assign the clavicular interview to a man who looks like that lmao
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.
My A.I. girlfriend's music career is going great. She's now making her living as a Turing musician!
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
ESCAPING ASTRONAUTS RECAPTURED
DARING GETAWAY CUT SHORT JUST PAST LUNAR ORBIT
SPACE CRIMINALS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL
"We're all in this big blue boat together." SAYS NASA SPOX IN NEW STATEMENT. "No exceptions allowed---not on our watch!"
MOST SUCCESSFUL BREAKOUT ATTEMPT SINCE 1972
Workplace Intelligence sounds like the name a union-busting outfit would have. I guess Cyber Pinkertons as a name was too on-the-nose.
i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”
i switched from firefox to waterfox and haven't changed the default search engine from startpage search but it sucks it shows the worst results and the worst part is i click back and nothing happens because it opens everything ina nother tab i have the back button on my mouse for a reason it's so when you show me something fucking dumb like this, a half sock that covers the toes and ball of the feet and nothing else so you can wear flip flops and have dry toes ? i guess? i can walk out quickly like that time i opened the bathroom door like i do every day and my grandmother was there taking a shit like ah we both have made a bad situation but only one of us can leave this fucking search engine is like the door slamming shut behind me and i'm just here now i gotta scrabble at the knob in a panic before i require breath again and it happens five times a day because search engines don't work anymore. god fucking damn it i hate these socks. i got bad circulation and my mirror neurons are like "your feet are cold, now, what if those were your feet, think how fucking cold you'd be, you're that cold now" i'm that cold now. I saw the worst socks in the world and my feet are cold now god DAMN It
I just wanted to know what the opposite of crew socks were and what the hell is this. i'm so mad. this is too early in the day to be this mad. I have the whole rest of the day to deal with
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
ok so i am finally watching the video now and it is, in a roundabout way, cheesesteaks and pussy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6eW...
Barry's moon blogs have been so good, and this is the best of those. Really excellent stuff here: defector.com/artemis-moon...
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT
[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]
I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
not thinking big enough costa, what about a giant sea-turnstile with metrocards
things aren't great and it's a whole lot and take care of each other, please. But separately I'm picturing like an ez-pass the size of of a shipping container on the deck of an oil tanker to pay some new toll
uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptime
classic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
#github
Image from the movie Downfall where there is a close up of Hitler's profile, and caption reads "The following stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf." Only Hitler is replaced with Trump, and caption reads "The following stay here: Rubio, Hegseth, Miller and Kid Rock"
“States can’t ban conversion therapy but they can ban trans healthcare. They can’t regulate ‘crisis pregnancy centers’ but they can ban abortion. The plain text of the Constitution just happens to align with the GOP political platform. Do not dare suggest we’re doing politics.”
—The Supreme Court
