Could've just wrapped that up in 5 seconds with "because I'm a fuckwit."

Yes.

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A bottle of liquid smoke.

OMG.

I'm Ian.

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A manual that reads 'Toaster 2. Wide Entries'.

My toaster manual sounds more like a sequel to a kitchen-based porno.

Rex is deffo hotter than Toby.

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A book entitled 'Reading Greek Tragedy'

Guidebook for Mykonos hols sorted

Orban Out-shitters

Who are these speccy handsome divilz

Insist on it

A Margarita with me in my Ramones Loco Live T-Shirt.

Correct Ramones T-Shirt for the occasion.

Various bits of graffiti and street art in Valencia including a plastic brain, a drawing of an arse and a stencil of a black cat.

A brain, an arse and a black cat.

It's like they saw my whole life and put it up there on the wall.

A small ceramic badge of a bat with 'Valencia' written on it.

Important new pin badge news.
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A Gamorrean Guard Star Wars figure.

A Gamorrean Guard Star Wars figure twerking. (In Valencia)

Just found a replacement for the Gamorrean Guard I lost years ago.
Also immediately remembered that 9 year old me used to make it twerk.

A tablet of lettering left in Spain by The Moors.

I really can't get enough of these North African artefacts dating back to the 8th century conquest of the Iberian peninsula.

They're very Moorish.

It's sunny in Porto but I'm near Valencia at the moment.

Whoever planned the logistics of this tour fucking hates him.

A cliffside and a mountain in Spain.

A Peregrine Falcon just flew overhead, went into a dive then levelled off, landed somewhere in that cliff face and now the swine won't come back out.

A helpful glossary for Leavitt's press conferences is that "frankly insulting"=true.

That absolute binner is a member of @allaboutthearchers.bsky.social Facebook, and they do interviews.

Just saying.....

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A possum mourning at the graveside of Thatcher.

Happy April 8th to all who celebrate.

I would've gone way over budget.

You want to see the whole of my moon, Ken?

The moon and its craters.

So the Artemis II mission costs $4.1 billion yet I got this shot a couple years ago by holding my phone up to a €60 telescope?

a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee and smiling in goth . Alt: a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee and smiling in goth .

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Warburton week off to a flying start with the introduction of a budgerigar, Adam being told he can manage Home Farm and the roof of St Stephen’s falling in. 🤯

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Image features a vibrant artwork titled Bunny on the Run by American pop artist Keith Haring, originally created in 1986. The composition is characterized by bold black outlines, a bright yellow background, and cartoon-like figures.

Keith Haring, Bunny On The Run, 1986

Sagres is better.

Lots of places to hide in Merrion Square.

A can of Super Bock beer, being drunk by me, on a park bench in Porto.

I've reached the 'drinking on a park bench' stage of the in-laws visit.

Which volume?