Thanks hooplaimpro.com for another great sellout show. GTI were (L-R) Katharine Bennett-Fox, Darren Jordan (lights), Richard Baker (music), me, @nellmackenzie.bsky.social & Mike Orton-Toliver. We shared the night with the brilliant Dreamweaver Quartet.

Thanks Peth! Glad the royalties are still coming in for Coldplay.

This coming Sat. Nov. 22 at 8.00pm at hooplaimpro.com at The Miller SE1 3SS GTI - Katharine Bennet-Fox, Mike O-T, @nellmackenzie.bsky.social, myself & Richard Baker - will be beating the rush and waving goodbye to 2025 11 months in. We’ll be in with Dreamweaver Quartet. Come and wave us off.

Tomorrow! Fri Oct 10 at @hooplaimpro.com at The Miller, 96 Snowsfields, London SE1 3SS 2000hrs, GTI will be @dylanemery.bsky.social, the Free Association’s Naomi Peterson, me and special guest, Toronto’s Lindsay Mullan. We’ll be on with Dreamweaver Quartet. See you there.

Yes! Especially when it autofills it for you. You think, “Our robot slaves love us.”

In just 8 short days, on Saturday Sep 06 at 2000hrs, GTI will be at Hooplaimpro.com at The Miller, London SE1 3SS, and will take the form of @showstoppermusical.bsky.social regulars @dylanmarkemery.bsky.social and Ali James, plus special guest, L.A. Impro legend, Dan O‘Connor. Also, me.

Oh nuts. Thanks Bethany!

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This coming Saturday 26 July 2200hrs at hooplaimpro.com lates at The Miller SE1 3SS, FrieNZ. Visiting Kiwi Impro Hot Shots Brynley Stent (Taskmaster NZ), Vincent Andrew-Scammell and Eli Matthewson take to the stage with a couple of UK guests (inc. me.)Come down, eh?

This Friday! July 18 at hooplaimpro.com at The Miller Pub, SE1 3SS, Grand Theft Impro - Ruth Bratt, @dylanemery.bsky.social, @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social and me - will do our last show before taking August off to go and live with a French family while a French impro group comes and stays at ours.

Thanks hooplaimpro.com for a great night. GTI were (L-R) @isaacadni.bsky.social (music,) me, Alan Marriott, Darren Jordan (lights,) Jessie Rutland & @dylanemery.bsky.social Gämez and Track 96 knocked it out of the park. See you on July 18.

THIS FRIDAY, June 20, 2000hrs at Hoopla at The Miller, SE1 3SS, GTI will be @dylanemery.bsky.social , Jessie Rutland, Alan Marriott, Duncan Walsh-Atkins & me We’re on with GÄMEZ, Track 96 and an air conditioner. Swing by, why don’t you?

GTI LINE-UP MODIFICATION ALERT. Sat May 24, 2000hrs at hooplaimpro.com, the formidable David Reed will be joining Charlotte Gittins, Nell Mooney and myself. Miss this show and you’ll forever wonder what it was like.

Who? Grand Theft Impro? Where? hooplaimpo.com at www.themiller.co.uk. When? Sat. 24 May, 2000hrs. Finished? Yes. @dylanemery.bsky.social, Charlotte Gittins, @nellmackenzie.bsky.social. See you there.

GTI had a great time at hooplapro.com on Friday. We were (L-R) Darren Jordan (lights,) Jamie Cavanagh, Duncan Walsh Atkins (music,) me, Monica Gaga & @dylanemery.bsky.social. We were on with Show Up who were terrific. See you in May.

Thanks again @hooplaimpro for a great night. GTI were (L-R) Ali James, Mike Orton-Toliver, Phil Whelans, Darren Jordan (lights), Tom Hodge (music) and @dylanemery.bsky.social Also, Elvis the Assistance Dog (shown distracted.) See you on April 11 with Ruth Bratt and Jamie Cavanagh.

Sat 22 March 2000hrs at hooplaimpro.com at The Miller London SE1 3SS, GTI will be @dylanemery.bsky.social, Ali James, Mike Orton-Toliver & @philwhelans.bsky.social. We’ll be sharing the night with Hoopla: Teacher Show. It’s going to be great and very much your kind of thing.

in just one week - Saturday Feb. 08 @ 2000hrs - hoopla.com at themiller.co.uk, grandtheftimpro.com will be Naomi Petersen, @dylanemery.bsky.social Monica Gaga & me with Tom Hodge playing music. We’ll be on with The Bazaar. Come the heck down why don’t you? Tix… www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/hoopla-the...

GTI had a great time at Hoopla at The Miller last night. We were: Darren Jordan (lights,) @dylanemery.bsky.social, @PhilWhelans, Katie Campell & @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social Great to share the night with Michelle impro and My Sons. See you Feb 8.

Improvisation + Inauguration = IMPRAUGURATION. Grand Theft Impro Friday Jan 17 8.00pm hooplaimpro.com, The Miller, London SE1 3SS. Come and watch some impro before the batshit craziness begins. @dylanemery.bsky.social, @sallyhodgkiss.bsky.social, Katie Campbell and me with Michelle Improv & My Sons

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COP29 live: UN climate talks on verge of collapse as countries walk out over cash The UN's COP29 climate talks have overrun into the weekend as a deep gulf formed between richer and poorer countries.

This is something that in a couple of hundred years time could be a parable. Except there’ll either be nobody left to tell it or the only people left to tell it will be a super wealthy elite who will entirely misunderstand the parable and tell it wrong. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

Hear hear.

I have just finished “The Underground Railroad” and am about to either reread “Perfume” or read a book about “Ulysses” without having read “Ulysses” then write my own version of “Ulysses” based on what that book says about it.

Holy smoke. He’s a deluded buffoon.

Will do!

Six eps per season. 420 episodes. I have ideas for one, maybe none, episodes. This should be a piece of cake. Unless I stop for cake.

Oh yeah. Burrows. Good idea. It could be every episode “Captain’s Log” every episode containing the odd flashback maybe. And just one actor; you could pay him really well. Cumberbatch it is.

Grand Theft Impro says a big thank you to hooplaimpro.com for a great show last night. GTI were (L-R) Duncan Walsh-Atkins (music), @nellmackenzie.bsky.social, Darren Jordan (lights), me, Ruth Bratt & @dylanemery.bsky.social. See you next year.

Together you’d be unstoppable. Do it!