four separate fucking people have sent me the Invincible Bowser Fart reel

@Drake I’m druuuuuunk 😭

10+ twt bangers in under a week i feel nothing

lmao they disabled that shit just a few minutes ago

a man in a military uniform is sitting in a row of soldiers . ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting in a row of soldiers .

website implemented cloudflare a day after i started scraping from it

re-read my bluesky bio after completely forgetting about it and snickered

white people be like “Hi”

going to the dentist is scary and anxiety inducing :/ but the times they put their fingers in my mouth makes it all worth it

not that i would know anything about that

gay mutual reposting my post where i talk about fucking pussy 🤦‍♂️

"aisluts" get their asses bro

speak like a normal person please

good one

my mind has been playing a slow paced reggae beat for the whole day and i can’t stop it

when that pussy so good you start going blind

too bad i'm on a hiatus i'd be tweeting about the fascism of wordle

when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off

same people who then react with “what did i doooo :( why did they block me” when someone else blocks them

seeing “if only you could add notes for people you blocked, i can’t remember if i blocked someone for being a bigot who harasses others or for liking pineapple on pizza!” takes on my twt TL, have these ppl considered that the easy solution is to not block over petty shit that doesn’t actually matter

ever notice how all women with stretch marks are angels

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gaining followers on twt despite not posting shit for weeks

used the wrong grid size for a major project so now i have to fix every single file manually

🎮 Spooky Scan | Gameplay (No Commentary) 🎮 YouTube video by Jackwald

youtu.be/JLXMWScxLwY?...

just realized i have over 100 subscribers on youtube??

a woman in a suit stands in a hallway ALT: a woman in a suit stands in a hallway

just casually recovered a piece of scott cawthon lost media

a man wearing headphones is playing a video game and making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing headphones is playing a video game and making a funny face .

woke up to 6.7k followers and a good majority of them are gay fat fetishists

whenever i notice a follower of mine who follows fewer than 100 people i get scared cus why are my tweets more than 1% of your timeline

as of posting this tweet has attracted 5 genuine fat fetishists in my DMs trying to strike up conversation without irony