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Posts by Morris Mitchener

But those journalists have something up their sleeves for this.
(Not literally. Literally they'll have a handkerchief in their top pocket to deal with this.)

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It's a British piano.

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City Breaks In Omelas- What To See, What Definitely Not To See

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Their reputation will sink like an Oldsmobile because nobody could keep this pig at bay. But once there was a Camelot.

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He also despises people who vote for him, and there's millions of them.

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But you lie all the time.

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Probably the date that lion turned up carrying a moon.

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Ari Fleischer knows about picking, then endlessly supporting, fights you can't win.

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Fill your sinuses with beef tallow, like they did in the war.

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Like David Berkowitz?

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Someone perwrecked your keyboard.

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"Something was pouring from his mouth. He examined his sleeve. Blood? Blood! Crimson, copper smelling blood, his blood. Blood, blood, blood... And bits of sick."

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Doing your workouts in jeans and asbestos mines.

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Once I give him everything he wants he will have no choice but to give me vague approximations of thing thematically similar to what I ask for.

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I saw all of these shortly after they died. Disappointing performances, I have to say.

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Pick one.

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YOUR WIFE: This happened to his sister too. Doctors tried everything to save her but the weeks of fear we'd...
DOCTOR: Mrs. Ceej...
YOUR WIFE: Oh no.
YOU: [Weeping] Loo-hoo-se her...

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Can Unexpected Shrinkage Provide Growth For Stricken Industry, Or Is It A Trojan Horse For Price Gouging?

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Every conversation was like an obscene phone call, crossed with an ENT's waiting room, a vestibule of its own, like Dante's, an inferno that promised a damp, phlegmy paradise above.

-American Canto, chapter 4.

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"It is insulting and disrespectful to America"

Surely that's the point?

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People treat trans children like shit, the culture bullies, oppresses, routinely violates and supports violence against them.

Ergo we should stop there being trans people at all.

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Minor point of pedantry- can you say "play the Kapo" as a general phenomenon when the group you are actually talking about is Jewish people?

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This is unfair.
It suggests a British car made more recently would not do this.

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This works as a scene in a musical. In real life it provides extenuating cirmcumstances.

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I very obviously, very deliberately, shoulder every one. Maybe go back and do it again.

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"Delight in our whimsy! Delight, I say!"

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Imagine knowing your elected leaders cannot pass the mirror test.

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Don't talk that way to this man. He is the Sophie Scholl of his time! He has pocket squares! He has tote bags!

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Is there some sort of handkerchief or tote bag I could buy to stop this?

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Also the obnoxious Premier League football player tie-knot.

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