Definitely old, Matthew. Since retirement I’ve become more & more like Victor Meldrew with every passing season. People must dread sitting near me! ☹️

Can’t be doing with the pre match singalong with planks around me singing all the words including West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains & Shenandoah River. Just stick to the amended chorus folks!

Notice that all those agreeing that Tierney was correct in dishing out a red card last night have nothing to say on the matter of DCLs clear foul on Yoro leading to the first goal…

Does Hoddle actually know the laws of the game?
“If the keeper handles it, he’s sent off”.
No - if he ‘saves’ it in the area, it’s a back pass.

I also watch non-league Ashton United. They will have played 4 times between the Bournemouth & Leeds games.

Virgil Van Dyke? They’d have been better giving Dick Van Dyke a contract.

Daylight robbery!

Uncle Albert’s got the right ‘ump!

Was that the West Ham way? Dreary shite.

Lancaster City v Ashton United

First visit to the Giant Axe

Burnley was under Fletcher.
The worst one was 0-1 to 10 man Everton.

The poor lamb’s tired because he had to play against Exeter City

Now we know why Paul Scholes didn’t speak during his playing career.
What an arsehole.

8 points adrift and Burnley time wasting- deserve to go down

Who knew? Provide service to the striker and he’ll score. #mufc

Let quite a number of fouls go for both sides and was pretty even. One of his more zealous colleagues may have shown Dorgu a second yellow for a foul in the second half.

Noticed last night that ref Taylor made visible signs he was counting every time Lammens took possession of the ball. Does he do this for all keepers or just ours?

The visibility of Dorgu’s errors are a highlighting feature of his performance compared to the others. There occasions yesterday when I was frustrated with him cos of a poor cross or turning back instead of driving forward. Yoro’s errors were when he didn’t have the ball.

How long before the Villa fans are booing Bruno for a penalty incident that no one was here to see?

UTFR for Christmas
Villa v United Hoping for an early Christmas present

No joy in today’s ballots.
Looks like I’ll have to get a dart board and start practicing…🎯 #mufc

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It’s really hurting him this. He’s had nothing positive to say all game.

9 minutes- they’re really making the Wolves fans suffer

Decent nights sleep on the cards tonight unlike after the Everton & West Ham games.

Come on United. Wolves are doing their best to help us win!

Are we about to witness a new low? Letting this shower of shit back into the game unforgivable. Need a big second half now.

Wolves giving the ball away for fun so we decide to be equally generous. Absolute cack.

51 minutes after the draw and the email arrives telling us payment will be processed tomorrow. Are we really so hard up?