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Posts by Zee Smith ๐Ÿ

I'm the more chronically online one in my marriage, and every so often Liv will say to me 'do you know who so and so is' and I turn to her like a maddened old wizard saying do not speak to me that of which you know nothing

This post was spurred by her mentioning Trisha Paytas and the reincarnations

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Astalor popping up with 'kill for me, now!' when I'm in the middle of blowing my nose is very inconvenient

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I am not immune to propaganda, Pinky Up by Katseye is so camp and fucks so hard

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whole krabussy out

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while being taunted by my giggles from across the room

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Jonesy was skittering about the hallway like a cracked out cryptid as I was doing my night routine and now he's sitting on the bed beside me aggressively cleaning his feet, buddy it's after 11 and I just want to read ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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I learnt new words and I'm begging someone to take me to the river with a shotgun at this point

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traumamaxxing my beta child by making them torchmog the car engine while I cuck my day job and pretend I'm a Y-pilled mechanic to save on household bills

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a cartoon of tom and jerry with a heart behind them Alt: Tom from Tom and Jerry stares lovingly at a picture frame, while sighing and fluttering his eyelashes. There are hearts overlaid.

me literally every time you post a picture

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โ€œYou are safe now little one!โ€ Warhammer art for Trans visibility day! Sorry I am late! ( Lumbago happened! )
I wanted to remake the old piece with a few tricks I have picked up since then!
#40k

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on an island with so many centuries of rich mythology and folklore, my favourite Irish tale is Shergar getting kidnapped by the Ra

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One year ago, the Supreme Court handed down a decision that changed the lives of trans people in the UK. But today, we want to remind you that we're we are still here and we're still fighting. Together, we will win ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

Help us rip up the EHRC's transphobic guidance โฌ‡๏ธ โœŠ
https://goodlaw.social/x1ux

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A discord conversation screenshot reading
Zee Smith
Sorry to change the subject but yknow how you said not to brick my pc uwu
Liv Smith
Love. No.

A discord conversation screenshot reading Zee Smith Sorry to change the subject but yknow how you said not to brick my pc uwu Liv Smith Love. No.

Liv, before leaving the house as I'm working on a computer issue: be careful not to brick your pc
Our DMs, not ten minutes later:

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a meme template of Sue Sylvester from Glee with the text 'I am going to let ai create website code that is so non-functioning'

a meme template of Sue Sylvester from Glee with the text 'I am going to let ai create website code that is so non-functioning'

bluesky head office rn

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I desperately need to go to a German medieval rave

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the first one was like oh hey someone's on top of things, the second one made me briefly question if I'd missed a time skip

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pictures of Christmas stockings with The Goat and The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb on them, and overlaid at the bottom is an image of Gordon Ramsey with laser eyes and the text 'lamb sauce located'

pictures of Christmas stockings with The Goat and The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb on them, and overlaid at the bottom is an image of Gordon Ramsey with laser eyes and the text 'lamb sauce located'

sold 2 Christmas stockings in as many days, so by all means if anyone else wants to make a head start on Christmas shopping they're ready to go and 10% off - stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com

#cultofthelamb #gordonramsey #lambsauce

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Yeah so Dino Crisis ain't scary

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AC/DC - If You Want Blood (You've Got It) (Official HD Video)
AC/DC - If You Want Blood (You've Got It) (Official HD Video) YouTube video by acdcVEVO

track 2 on the 'heads will roll' playlist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWq...

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an image of Josh Peck in Drake and Josh with his eyes narrowed in suspicion, with the name 'Jonesy' overlaid at the bottom

an image of Josh Peck in Drake and Josh with his eyes narrowed in suspicion, with the name 'Jonesy' overlaid at the bottom

got a new shower seat and it's been in the bathroom less than 24 hours, there's already little claw marks in the foam and stray ginger hairs stuck to it

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baby

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Trial of the Grasses - YouTube

stream Trial of the Grasses by Ragewolf for clear skin and good luck, Spitball was the one stuck in my head if you're interested

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I keep rewriting this bc it sounds like a wank advertisement but I had part of a song stuck in my head for months and the absolute relief I felt last Friday when my mate's band dropped their EP and it turned out to be one of their tracks I heard at a gig last Hallowe'en

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I should say 85 weeks if I'm lucky and they class it as urgent, otherwise it's 116 weeks.

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spent 7 years waiting on an NHS referral list.
finally got to see a private specialist the trust was paying for this year and got the diagnosis I had been expecting all this time and more.
next stage is a small operation.
nhs won't pay for it and I'm back on the referral list, waiting time 85 weeks.

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We have a kettle in our bedroom for hot water bottles and you can't show it any fear or hesitation when pouring or it will leak, confidence is rewarded with a dry hand and water bottle cover

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Saw a cute baby raccoon on insta, realised a second later it was ai, my joy and whimsy in this world is depleting

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modding is secondary to my true passion, being on hand with relevant helpful links

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Abby Lee Miller being stuck on the motorway outside Limerick bc of the fuel protests is a random plotline, I'll give 2026 that

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