"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

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Virginia tonight

Mfers were trying to kill me with a second brain aneurysm making me look at this shit fr

I think bluesky is going thru it again

An unfinished wooden floor of the interior of a shed with visible insulation as the wall boards have not gone up yet. The wood is stained and worn with age but enriched by a satin clear coat.

Floor is going in the workshop shed! Built in 1936 and we opted to minimally refinish the original floor boards after replacing the joists to keep the character. Some ends had to be cut off so we're kinda jigsawing it back in for the best stability.

It never gets old

Enormous alpha Scolipede in Pokémon za looking down at my player character’s outdoor cafe table in the silent imploring way only very big dogs are able to do, staring down silently, being Very Good about simply not leaning down and grabbing it

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

When Jersey is as far east as you're willing to go

And just like that - the Resident Evil lil guy era is officially over

Jfc. I can't imagine the stress of working on one of these ships right now.

won!

Noooooo, I'm sorry

I'm sure you've already seen this, which isn't exactly a navy blue but you might be able to blend it with a black to darken it?

www.sephora.com/product/crea...

I've been so out of the makeup loop for years now. I had a lot of suggestions but it looks like everyone stopped selling the fun colors while I was away 😭

Does anybody happen to have any recommendations for a navy blue lip stain (can do lipstick if I really have to)? Apparently Sephora discontinued the one I've been using for Kallista makeup and I'm starting to run low, so I need a new one to try!

An underrated 21st century skill is knowing what level of digital friendship you should have with somebody. Getting that Instagram request and being able to say, "no, LinkedIn mutuals is right for us." Tough when you realize belatedly that you don't actually want to know what your gym trainer thinks

I think a lot about how illustration rates have been stagnant since basically the form was invented, and the great gatsby was inspired by JC Leyendeckers legendary mansion parties

The seinen section of your local Book Off is a genuinely good part of the store not nearly enough of you foreigners browse through, which is a tremendous shame because it's full of countless treasures like this that are waiting to be discovered by you and only you. I urge you to rectify that ASAP.

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Buddy-up! 👥

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

photo of a hand holding a small sticker sheet that is all black except for cat shapes with eyes

void sticker sheet

get it here: mcapriglione.art

Bothered by bright headlights? Your time to tell Transport Canada is running out | CBC News Transport Canada's survey on headline brightness is open to drivers, pedestrians and cyclists, and includes questions about travelling at night, driver behaviour and possible changes.

A good reminder to go tell the Canadian government to do something about those bright headlights blinding people who drive at night.

A rare 6-foot bright orange nurse shark with white eyes was discovered and released off the coast of Costa Rica in August 2025, first documented sighting. The unique color is caused by a combination of two rare genetic conditions: xanthism (excessive yellow pigmentation) and partial albinism.

what more can be said

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited