If I could still digest it, shecrab soup.

benches, buses, and bathrooms. they should be everywhere

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Six stacked up handmade pottery mugs made from white speckled clay that read DUMP HIM (INTO THE SEA), have an image of a mermaid, and are glazed a layered blue green on the handle, rim, and interior. Drips of glaze are traveling down the outsides. Behind the mugs are even more mermaid mugs.

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Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.

Hairspray (the original with Ricki Lake)

Pecker might have been the second, and Martha Plimpton yelling, "No teabagging!!" lives rent-free in my brain.

The octopus is the descendant of some alien that came here a long time ago.

There's a huge desire from the power structure to treat Trump as an deviation from the mean as opposed to the fulfillment of decades of GOP policy. Distrust that particular flavor.

Riker in lounge wear holding his trombone

It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier

80,000 pounds of free potatoes up for grabs in Calgary this weekend A Calgary community group is preparing to give away 80,000 pounds of free potatoes this weekend.

Samwise Gamgee: Mr. Frodo, let's fucking go

Me, plz!

I'm in on Persuasion too!

This isn’t just stupid, it’s malicious beyond belief. They want people to die.

A screenshot from MEAN GIRLS showing an open page of the burn book that has been edited to read, "AI is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!"

they will never make me like you ai

4'33''? It's kind of an obscure song. You probably haven't heard it.

The weird hair grows on you in person.

do you know how many death threats I've gotten because an editor gave something I wrote a misleading incendiary clickbaity headline? Now imagine they can change *anything*

Many of my fellow olds at tonight's AFI concert line, but many Youths. Sold out show.

It's only a little niche if you're a Big Finish person, but Big Finish is niche itself, really.

The Omega Factor

I mean, cleaning feet, cleaning socks, it's fine 😅

Highlighted text on a Kindle screen: "A night or two ago, after bustling about preparing for my darling and my guardian and little Richard, who are coming tomorrow, I was sitting out in the"

I'm taking an overnight trip tomorrow, so I finished Bleak House early, and I thought, "Not THE Little Richard!" 😆🔒

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

*does not participate in lockdown discourse*

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Love bomb them over the next few weeks, as they don’t close until June 6.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Yeah maybe? I don't usually dream of my phone. Or most screens? At most maybe a TV?

I can sometimes read in my dreams, but in the dream, I'm making a big effort to do it and wondering why I can't quite focus.

Extremely my shit.