A tech told me I was aura farming the other day and idk what that means exactly but he smiled when he said it so I'm assuming its a good thing

What's your favorite antiarrhythmic and what is it NOT amiodarone?

Ty! :)

Just put the Vanc and zosyn in the bag, bro

one of my favorite attending flex's now is responding to very long emails with

"Ok, sick! Talk soon.
-Josh"

One of the easiest ways to gain rapport with patients is to ask about their tattoos. US IVs, para, thora, pigtails... seems to go better for me than silence or talking about the weather.

Thanks brosif!

I’m the Director of the EM Sub-I at Hackensack in NJ. Could you help me out by sharing this post and telling your rising M4’s? We offer incredible diversity and acuity as one of the top 10 busiest ED’s in the country!

Ah, the annual april fools "checking why not all my PSLF payments counted". Year 4 of 10 of this.

Posted on TikTok yesterday, but I am 3 years and 1 day sober

:)

My old thinkpad laptop shocks me a little put when I touch the right side sometimes. Probably time for an upgrade, but I don’t want to spend the money

Lol

Passed my EM Written Boards!

PTO came just in time for norovirus to hit my family, one person at a time.

Tip: don’t pick incorrect answers

At home, emotionally preparing for bath time.

In the mall, waiting for Chinese food

Tachycardia and low voltage on an EKG is a pericardial effusion until proven otherwise. Grab your US and check

Good morning happy Monday - my kids think screaming “EVERYBODY CALM DOWN” is the funniest thing in the world

Acute appendicitis implies an ugly appendicitis

Lol good one

I now know the difference between a traditional and Roth IRA, and opened them both so I can do a backdoor Roth. Setting things up to not look at it for 30 years…

Just made 529 accounts for the girls. Wow

Fellow beard man

Caught a shiny pidgey today and my basement is leaking - happy holidays

The most common cause of pediatric hematochezia overall is acute gastroenteritis, despite what USMLE wants you to believe.
Less common causes: Meckel’s, Henoch-Schoenlein Purpura, and IBD.
If you see "current jelly stool", you've missed the eight ball.

I think its creepy

I can't get over stranger things pretending that these grown adults are still like, 14

Can't argue with that! 😄

bw ahaha