They've actually *been* back, along with personal websites, for a while now.

We're just not finding them because SEO is a plague.

Two orange-and-white cats on top of Jolene on a couch. One is licking her arm.

Trapped under kitties. Don't send help.

Whoa! I was just listening to Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space wondering, "does anybody remember Spiritualized?"

😆

I've still got "bomb at a stand-up set" and "kill at a wrestling promo" on my bucket list, and this country wants me pretty fuckin' dead.

I just beat my record for the furthest I've walked since the accident and subsequent surgical repair. Five miles. No cane, no scooter.

Just my *state* has literally every biome!

Ffffffuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Stephen Wright once said he drinks coffee before bed so he can dream faster in a Jim Jarmusch flick.

The things we do for love. 😆

I was doing that, and the crows loved it, but a partner has a deadly peanut allergy. 😬

It's constitutionally mandated. Not that that document means anything to them unless they can pervert it to justify being shitty to the downtrodden.

There's a kitten at today's client's house, following me around and yowling. Every time I sit down, she comes and falls asleep on me.

The left pocket of a pink tunic hoodie filled with shelled, unsalted pecans.

I quite literally have a pocket filled with pecans for exactly this purpose right now, and every other day.

I'll keep feeding crows in Her name and ignore this bullshit holiday.

Yep. We're the same age, so, nevermind.

Could have just died out. I never heard much about it after like 1999.

Definitely a thing. I hated it.

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Hey, Star Trek fans! My buddy Owen remastered Star Trek Klingon and you can play it free in your browser!

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Labeling from a whole chicken reading "giblets may be of irregular proportions. All natural*."

Tgirls be like

*put

Just pit it on my Jellyfin this very night.

So, I want you to know that while I don't obsess about you, you weren't a footnote either. You were a REALLY important part of my story. I don't get here without you, and I'll never not be thankful. And when we met, singing to you made you feel special in a way you hadn't in some time. So... yeah.

Why have you been on my mind lately? Well, it ain't to get you back. I call you Drugs, with a capital D. That's been your nickname for the last eight years. You were an addiction. No, it's more because this country has decided that we should be denied rights, and is taking action to make that so.

...and y'know what? Just this once, this year, I'm telling you when I remember you. Here's the one piece of performance I did specifically thinking about you the whole time. Not about us now, mind, but us back then.

You take up an appropriate amount of space in my head, really. Which is to say, not much. But... 'bout twice a year, I think about how you check in on your exes online sometimes, and I remember that I can send you messages you'll get in a few months. And I never, ever do anything with that...

Cavern Karaoke - LividLiquid - Garbage - Push It YouTube video by LividLiquid

Okay, you. You check your exes' socials sometimes. This one actually *is* about you.

While you'll always be a part of every performance, same as everybody, I actually did do one piece just about you.

It's the first piece where I ever tapped into the domme. youtu.be/ek66IOKtlsQ?...

😳

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

Jolene smiling in a bathtub.

Jolene's knees sticking out of the water. A candle sits next to her on the rim.

It's a bath bomb and scented candle kind of night.