Leaked footage indicates that Robert Downey Junior's return to the MCU as Doctor Doom is explained by Tony Stark's poor choice of words while wielding the Infinity Stones.

I mean it’s this isn’t it?

A screenshot of an Instagram post by Annie Jones, AKA Plain Jane Superbrain in Neighbours. She's holding the (yes, I'm going to use the overused word) iconic portrait of Mrs Mangle and underneath has put "Hello Neighbours fans. Just a heads up to let you know this iconic painting of Mrs Mangle will be up for auction in the next couple of weeks" the screenshot cuts off the next bit, but she says the proceeds will be going to a charity close to her heart.

If I know anyone on here who is secretly really rich, please buy this and invite me to come and have a look.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I have far more *disturbing* questions…

Um…

I have questions…

The… Easter Hippo hides those eggs in the… waterhole? No. No. I’ve got nothing, here.

M&S have a load of chocolate hippos on half price if you’re interested. Who’s have thought that people wouldn’t want a hollow chocolate hippo for Easter?

Hey you dumb little green fuck! I’m looking for Jedi master Yoda, who I assume is a tall handsome man, not like you, you ugly shit

If a box of eggs you acquired from a supermarket contained eggs of this shape? You’d probably think twice about making that omelette.

It’s so bizarre to think of it today, but as a kid I did got a surprising number of video games from Boots, also.

Well, technically computer games, back then.

The secret to doing anything is look at some crap stuff and going “I could do better than that”

a close up of a cartoon robot with blue eyes Alt: a close up of a cartoon robot with blue eyes

Chocolate eggs are good and all but let's remember the real reason for today:

Three willow woven bunnies on the fen on a sunny day

Happy Easter from the bunnies at Wicken Fen, Cambridgeshire (and us!).

My problems, in perspective.

This really puts my problems into perspective.

Was this always the case?

Has my sense of taste just changed over the years?

Has the general recipe of Cadbury’s chocolate changed?

I don’t know.

I’ve a Cadbury’s Easter Egg here. I remember these coming in two halves as a kid (not melded together as a single shape). But aside from that change? The overwhelming flavour I’m getting from this is not chocolate.

It’s just sugar.

Growing up we were always a Cadbury’s family. My grandfather worked over at the factory in Bournville, we had access to the factory store.

Easter eggs as a kid inevitably came primarily from them.

I don’t eat a *huge* amount of chocolate today. Was Cadbury’s chocolate *always* this sweet?

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Happy eater restaurant

Happy Eater

Oh dear god, yes. The horror.

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Comic page spoofing the end of a Christmas Carol. Instead of it being Christmas Day, it's Draw Death's Head Day and Deaths Head himself appears to Scrooge and blasts him.

What day is it?
#DrawDeathsHeadDay

A drawing of the robotic bounty hunter, Death's Head, in full colour

A black & white line drawing of the robotic bounty hunter, Death's Head

Wait, there's a #DrawDeathsHeadDay? Don't mind if I do!

WAIT IS TODAY DRAW DEATH'S HEAD DAY???

Oh, apparently it's Draw Death's Head Day! Here's a couple old pics I did of him (the first was for a long ago Draw Death's Head Day and the 2nd was a commission I did for @edpirrie.bsky.social long ago as well)

Definitely gonna have to do a new one of this bad boy one of these days!

Death’s Head

#commission

Changing it to 'Animate Death's Head Day' yes? #DrawDeathsHeadDay

A Death's Head sketch

A quick sketch for Draw Death's Head day.