I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

iMac Pro 32”

i really love this mamdani guy. man

How bad are the remaining Epstein files for Donald Trump?

He will fire his AG, annihilate a whole civilization, start a fight with the Pope, post a meme of himself as Jesus, invade Cuba, all to distract us from releasing them.

Spoiler alert:

Our President raped children.

I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.

a guy with dementia can absolutely be president as long as he's energetically addled and uses his fully cooked lobes to make pictures of himself as jesus christ healing jaime lannister while the power rangers float above

The Strait of Hormuz Blockade, but we add OUR blockade.

besides the point but the dude he's healing looks a bit like jeffrey epstein huh

Viktor Orban still has a chance if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Remember when we had a deal with Iran to limit their development of nuclear weapons?
Remember when Trump tore up the deal?
And now Trump is blocking oil shipments through Hormuz because he can't get Iran to trust him.
America is being led by a moron.

This is what it looks like when you sell your soul for ambition as the realization sets in that you boarded a sinking ship that is taking you down with it.

You wanna fix everything without fixing your society. Your society's the problem that created it. You want a violent white supremacist out of office without addressing white supremacy. He's a rapist, & you want him out of office without questioning how you uphold rape yourself.

BREAKING: After holding a press conference to publicly separate herself from her husband - and demanding every Epstein victim be heard, President Trump sends First Lady Melania Trump to Iran to attempt to be the first woman to ever sail through the Strait of Hormuz in a row boat.

#MelaniaTrump

Stephen Colbert on Trump's contention that the U.S. has “met and exceeded all military objectives” in Iran:

“It’s true, this war reached all of its objectives. It’s been weeks since anyone mentioned the Epstein files.”

Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz Although Iran is charging vessels millions for safe passage through the Strait, “We are sending the Epstein files through free of charge,” they said.

😂👏
Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz
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Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz Although Iran is charging vessels millions for safe passage through the Strait, “We are sending the Epstein files through free of charge,” they said.

Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz #Epstein open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Iran hits back on social media.

I still have my iMac Pro, but in 2024, I gave up on another iMac Pro release. I ended up getting the M1 Mac Studio, which works great, and a 32 inch monitor. Of course, I’m keeping the iMac Pro. It still works good for me.

He means it this time.

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

So Orange Caligula started a new war in the Middle East against Iran, then lifted sanctions on Russian and Iranian oil because Iranian retaliation caused global oil prices to spike.

Adding gasoline price spikes to tariffs, healthcare cuts, ICE murders, and the Epstein cover-up threatens to drop Trump’s approval rating with Republicans below 95%.

Italy may have beat us in Baseball but we’re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.

When gas prices soared, he panicked. He lost a lot of leverage with Iran by that panic. Now all Iran has to do is cause oil prices to climb, and watch Trump grovel back.

Quick side note. So the RAMmageddon is real. Chip manufacturers are fabricating a crisis and inflating the prices of RAM and SSD due to prioritizing shipping their chips to AI data centers. The same 16GB ram I purchased in September 2024 for $35 is now $145. That's a 304% increase. #FabricatedCrisis

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point it’s just naïve not to see where this is going.

The Epstein distractions continue at any cost.

I missed that Konan v. USPS came out yesterday. This is the case where the Post Office refused to deliver mail to a Black woman. Of course Clarence Thomas, 5-4, says it's okay.

Clarence Thomas is the worst thing to happen to Black people since Roger Taney

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