Sticking with just a top 15 from now on. Italy didn’t convince me this year. Coming in at 13 so far!

Tomorrow: 🇱🇻 Latvia!
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18. 🇮🇹 Italy - Sal Da Vinci - Per Sempre Sì
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Just so people know. Should you find me on facebook, I haven’t used it in years. It’s somehow connected to my instagram but I can’t access it.

So if you sent me a friend request and I haven’t accepted: I’m not being a 🦆, I’m not ignoring you…

Sorry Estonia, no more top 10 for you. Greece coming in at 6! I could see this going up a little. We’ll see!

Tomorrow would normally have been reserved for “that” one. But we’re not doing that. So going straight to: 🇮🇹 Italy!
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17. 🇬🇷 Greece - Akylas - Ferto
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Sarah didn’t set my top 10 on fire, tho not due to a lack of trying. It’s fun. But nothing more. Coming in at 12!

Tomorrow: 🇬🇷 Greece!
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16. 🇩🇪 Germany - Sarah Engels - Fire
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Try as they may, Bzikebi will not be on replay (pleased with that one).

Georgia coming in at 14.
Tomorrow: 🇩🇪 Germany (have mercy).
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15. 🇬🇪 Georgia - Bzikebi - On Replay
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If the bloody Pope can’t talk about matters of Theology, who the hell (pun intended) can???

You should give him a follow on instagram :D he’s also very supportive of local businesses which I like!

I follow this guy called Daadisnacks (or something). And he’s made it his mission to deinfluence the world hahaha. It’s brilliant. He’s constantly calling them out

I need influencers to stop asking to not scroll away because I will scroll away and I will not be made to feel guilty about it.

France coming in with the big guns. Sadly the bullets ricochet. Coming in at 9!
My top 5 remains unbothered.

Tomorrow: 🇬🇪 Georgia!
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14. 🇫🇷 France - Monroe - Regarde
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Oh shoot, I’m fresh out of tshirts… 😇

Meet me tomorrow at 9PM please

Alas, Albania, you’ve had a strong run. But Finland comes in hard and goed straight to my number one.

Tomorrow: 🇫🇷 France!
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13. 🇫🇮 Finland - Linda Lampenius x Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitin
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A little reminder that I’m listening to these songs one by one haha. It’s currently 8th in my top 12 songs that I’ve heard so far :p

Cash register:
Sorry I’m ill, I won’t be functioning today 🤒

Helpdesk:
That’s inconvenient… Well good luck with that 👍🏼

Inerernet:
Lol, I’m also ill 🤧

Internet provider:
Gee, have you tried resetting your router? You have? That’s odd. Lemme redirect you to someone who also can’t help 🥸

Oh I’ve done that 😂

I genuinely struggled to open my eye for 15 minutes

Take that @niall.suchfun.tv

And here’s me being called a doofus cause it’s happened to me before…

Well I’m not THAT thick 😂

It burns!! 🔥

Bringing back my “Is it just me?” series from Twitter, so

Feel free to agree or mock me:
Has anyone ever gotten toothpaste in their eye? Like you put the paste on your brush and the tiny bristles sorta bounce back and shoot the toothpaste straight into your eye?

Or is it just me?

12 songs in… Goodbye Bulgaria, hello Estonia! Coming in at 8.

Tomorrow: 🇫🇮 Finland!
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12. 🇪🇪 Estonia - Vanilla Ninja - Too Epic To Be True
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