I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is
Trump is reportedly considering an Iran deal that includes:
- releasing billions (up to 20B) to Iran
- a sunset provision on enrichment (5-15 years)
- potentially not securing the highly enriched uranium
- nothing on Iran’s ballistic missiles
It’s the JCPOA but worse
Yep.
That’s one of the reasons Trump is so hesitant to resume the war, aside from the crippling unpopularity.
Iran has had two weeks to prepare, and the assessment is that Israel and the Gulf States would likely be facing large retaliatory salvos.
This is loser behavior.
Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.
We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.
Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.
In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.
249 years later, we have this idiot.
Translation:
This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature
Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness
we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help
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We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime.
Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings.
Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks.
With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.
This is a batshit crazy post.
We’ve also gone from:
- Vance is going
- no he’s not
- yes he is
In a period of 3 hours. Incoherent psychobabble.
Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Remind you of anyone?
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.
Apparently like every day.
“They’ll never close the Strait again” lasted a solid 10 hours.
Masterful negotiation (read: market manipulation) from Trump
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
“All we have to fear, is fear itself”
“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”
“What the hell is a corner store?”
Great Presidential quotes of our time
He’s lost his damn mind.
Also, if he thinks Iran will “never close the Strait again” he’s delusional.
He’s acting like the war is over because it’s back to status quo…ish.
Still haven’t solved uranium or missiles. All we’ve done is get the Strait re-opened.
The “Strait of Iran” is crazy.
Oman and UAE are probably pissed right now.
Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?
“National security is not a blank check to proceed with otherwise unlawful activity”
Quote of the year?
"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr
Does he really think he can just tell everyone the world is great and they’ll believe him?
We see gas prices at seasonal record highs. We see beef prices at record highs period. We see that farmers can’t afford fertilizer.
This GOP war with the Pope might be the new dumbest thing they’ve done, and as usual, it’s completely self-inflicted.
Meanwhile, the typical American will pay a federal income tax rate of 14.5%
This is what a rigged system looks like.
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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.
This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
34… 4… what’s a little exaggeration of 30 ships amongst friends?
(4 ships transited yesterday)
Here he is tonight. Working hard to end his War in Iran and make life more affordable for Americans like he promised.
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