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Posts by olaf-k

you're probably right but I have several colleagues in TLV and no patience for ignoramus who can't place Sinai on a map and their based opinions.

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going back to sink with the rest of Twittanic. terrorist cheerleaders also post there but at least they get the answers they deserve instead of praises.

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I was already irked by the fake benevolence of this place, mostly fueled by the passive agressive calls to block anybody with a different view, but the posts from far-leftists morons supporting hamas really is the cherry on the turd.

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l’arc « la religion aime les gays ! » est particulièrement lourdingue.

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Screenshot of a tweet by @BardVorpal reading "Question for men:

My mom, who has been married to my dad for over thirty years, just found out that my dad constantly scans for, assesses, and plans for possible threats

Menfolk, do all of you do this?"

Screenshot of a tweet by @BardVorpal reading "Question for men: My mom, who has been married to my dad for over thirty years, just found out that my dad constantly scans for, assesses, and plans for possible threats Menfolk, do all of you do this?"

Screenshot of a tweet by @Misterdpriley reading Me walking into a building: Thinking "Entrance now behind me, seven potentially hostile males. Three potentially hostile females. Emergency exit to the left. Righthand corner is defensible. Stairs going up, dangerous high-ground position. Adjust defensible area."

My daughter: Thinking ~Today is the greatest... day there ever was!~

Me: "Pay attention."

Her: "Exit behind and to the left. Watch the stairs."

Me: "Good girl."

Her: *Goes back to thinking song lyrics carefree*

Me: Thinking "If a riot breaks out, I have to take this guy out first with that ficus pot. He seems the strongest."

Screenshot of a tweet by @Misterdpriley reading Me walking into a building: Thinking "Entrance now behind me, seven potentially hostile males. Three potentially hostile females. Emergency exit to the left. Righthand corner is defensible. Stairs going up, dangerous high-ground position. Adjust defensible area." My daughter: Thinking ~Today is the greatest... day there ever was!~ Me: "Pay attention." Her: "Exit behind and to the left. Watch the stairs." Me: "Good girl." Her: *Goes back to thinking song lyrics carefree* Me: Thinking "If a riot breaks out, I have to take this guy out first with that ficus pot. He seems the strongest."

Screenshot of a tweet by @NobleQAli reading "Me (sitting down in a coffee shop):

- Only sit when facing the doors

- Sit at least one row away from the window

- Assess the height, build, and posture of every male

- Use fork with the right hand, in case the fork becomes a stabbing implement

- Hot coffee is also a weapon"

Screenshot of a tweet by @NobleQAli reading "Me (sitting down in a coffee shop): - Only sit when facing the doors - Sit at least one row away from the window - Assess the height, build, and posture of every male - Use fork with the right hand, in case the fork becomes a stabbing implement - Hot coffee is also a weapon"

Screenshot of a tweet by @gr33nhatt3r reading "Yes. Subconsciously I am always scanning and often become aware of it because I start to think other people around who see me might think I'm up to no good. I'll be walking my dogs looking over my right shoulder, left shoulder, behind me, always scanning my surroundings. Situational awareness in transitional spaces is a MUST! This is just innate in males, as they are physically stronger compared to (most) females. It's just bred into us to be the protector of ourselves, our family and our community."

Screenshot of a tweet by @gr33nhatt3r reading "Yes. Subconsciously I am always scanning and often become aware of it because I start to think other people around who see me might think I'm up to no good. I'll be walking my dogs looking over my right shoulder, left shoulder, behind me, always scanning my surroundings. Situational awareness in transitional spaces is a MUST! This is just innate in males, as they are physically stronger compared to (most) females. It's just bred into us to be the protector of ourselves, our family and our community."

Just want you guys to know that right now there's a truly INCREDIBLE thread on Twitter that is causing a bunch of 29-year-olds with undiagnosed anxiety disorders to reveal to the world that they believe they are secretly John Wick

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the biggest issue with Flutter is not its nativeness but the fact that it’s made by Google

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Ooooh tiens le bien !

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mais petit bonhomme tu ne peux pas à la fois raconter des âneries en place publique et pleurer ta mère quand on te le fait remarquer.

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j’ai vomi dès le deuxième sans avoir bu quoi que ce soit

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j’essaie de m’intégrer mais c’est peut-être trop tard.

(on dit parent 1 joke maintenant)

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écoutez cette capture vient directement de mon iPhone 15 Pro Max de toute dernière génération, les pixels sont impeccablement neufs. et puis je ne suis pas raciste j'ai gardé le fond noir.

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je vous trouve bien péremptoire jeune pseudonyme

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I thought about growing hair above the upper lip but was told that it must ache

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déjà les enceintes portables sur la plage

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being lost on a Belgian highway looking for Lille while passing indications for Rijsel is a trauma you never really get over

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JEU DU W-E 🎯 deviens député ⚖️ le temps d'un post et utilise le sophisme prédécoupé pour proposer un amendement sur un sujet que tu ne maîtrises pas mais qui te fais très peur

« l'emploi de __ participe à la sécurité de __ mais comme toutes les évolutions __ il est parfois dévoyé par les criminels »

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as a French who lived near Lille then in Brussels, it'll never make me not laugh that the Dutch casually say "Lille" while Flemish people are curled up in a corner crying "Rijsel *sob* it's pronounced RIJSEL *sob*"

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votre mauvaise foi à tous les deux apporte un pet d’air frais en ces lieux

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test

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Shai Hulud Tower

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la note en question n’est visible que par les contributeurs et est, au moment où j’écris, notée “not helpful”.

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il est très bien ! si tu as aimé le précédent pour leur retour tu devrais aimer celui-ci.
(j’ai foiré le mug par impatience)

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moi quand j'écoute le dernier Slowdive

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@pfrazee.com @pfrazee.com hey Paul! since you admittedly are the one who put bugs in here, it looks like blocking people hides their messages to *everyone*? is that a "work as designed" behavior?

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non, les réponses ne s'affichent plus chez moi non plus.
ça ressemble tout de même plus à un bug qu'à une feature.

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oui, c'est une particularité un peu chelou du coin.

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two things my very first job had that don't exist anymore:
- an entire office to myself
- an ashtray on my desk

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ah mais j'adore évidemment, meilleur baron Harkonnen jamais, presque aussi imposant que le brushing de Kyle.

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Starfix ÇA NE NOUS RAJEUNIT PAS VRAIMENT PIERRE
merci pour le coup de vieux.

je ne crois pas l'avoir vu, je prends bonne note ! mon Edwards préféré c'est The Party. à part Airplane je me suis rarement autant bidonné devant du slapstick.

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Twitter est devenu tellement invivable que le retour de balancier dans l'entre-soi ici est parfois gênant

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