It’s the mug

It’s not always the gen z’s tho

Maneuvering through a crowded dance floor is a skill that more of y’all need to learn. I’ve seen some ABYSMAL behavior here tonight.

Nothing Gags A Twink Like A Tranny Turning Down His Bump In The Backroom

Now I can bartend for you!!!

Need him

Fuck spinach, marry romaine, kill arugula

So close you can almost taste it

I accept this challenge

This looks like Brittany Broski

Dayum

I can’t keep crying over sea creatures this week.

Wow I love these fools

I have my bottle of estrogen but I want my first time to be ✨special✨uwu

Starting hormones 🥲

“is your pony pink?”

You’re fucking in the club I’m farting in front of the fog machine we are not the same

Waste time**

We’re fighting ICE agents when we see them right? We’re starting bail funds to get each other out right? None of that “start running to save time” shit. Tackle them to the ground, Slash their tires, then run. We need to start fighting violence with violence. This shit isn’t working anymore.

Have you tried chicken broth from a syringe? It’s not much but it’s a lil somethin

There is truly nothing like being at oasis when everyone is there. The double cheek kisses and the witted banter between brothers and sisters just puts such a big smile on my face.

i can't remember who did it and i think they deleted it or their account but one of the things i've laughed hardest at in my life was a tweet that was just: "[alanis voice] i'm full but i'm eating"

From the EatTheRich community on Reddit: Here's a French tutorial about how to build a guillotine. Y'know. Just in case. Explore this post and more from the EatTheRich community

But also www.reddit.com/r/EatTheRich...

Watched a 20 minute tutorial on how to build a guillotine… no reason…

if you can do so without putting yourself in legitimate danger, you should always punch a nazi on sight

Sounds like a lesson in propaganda and how to spot it is order

Rewatching twilight and you team Edward bitches are dumb as fuck. Jacob is hot as hell be so for real

I believe it was Kunt

I have no words

@anotherbard.bsky.social as soon as they emerged from the womb probably