it is not me! I haven’t been to Amsterdam for … quite a while

I’m so sorry for your loss. I also lost my boy Link earlier this year, it’s tough man. Glad you got good time together though!

the trailer is actually fun and goofy. it definitely made me more likely to give it a watch. it looks like they're taking this movie as unseriously as it deserves

well now I have to go watch that episode thanks

lot of murder and I think the Metallica song “trapped under ice” might be about the guy?

(kidding, Metallica lyrics aren’t that good)

young Goku from Dragomball riding his cloud, Kinto-un, next to a smiling excited slime flying along on a shaded blue background. there’s lots of fine shading and color work, in the style of manga cover art

finally got a tattoo on a cruise! amazing work too!

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this Reddit ad really packed a lot of mismatched jargon in. Bubbles are great!

two ragdoll kittens on the corner of a bed laying next to each other in a perfect layering, with one’s stomach directly against the other’s back

i have nothing to offer but this cat picture. did I buy a domain for them today? idk maybe. will i make them an account here? yes probably.

clowns do enjoy large spheres, checks out

what happened with the clown panic anyway? is it still happening and we just aren’t discussing it anymore?

close up of our ragdoll kitten laying on a pillow, eyes closed, one paw outstretched and getting ear scritches. she is very pleased

it is finally the weekend and we couldn’t be more pleased

yeah Scientology is notably supportive of trans rights after all 🙄

unknowable!

if a million monkeys with a million mechanical keyboards type for long enough they will generator a perfectly functional PECOFF-format assembly reproducing the entire System.Text.Json API

you just need more monkeys

these are not good days 100% 😞

oh uh also we got kittens

a mostly white ragdoll kitten at 12 weeks old jumping towards a dangling cat toy with signifcant motion blur on the body but a clear shot of her face and eyes which are very focused and intent looking

pov you have dangled an esoteric debugging problem before me

I think that's up to you, honestly

... what... what was wrong with NTP?

endorse

as humans? absolutely not. somehow the Cubs both had 2016 and have managed to at least stay vaguely relevant most seasons since, so I guess they win by sheer virtue of ... owning the team that is not the White Sox

there is no way His Holiness condones rooting for a Reinsdorf-owned team. absolutely no way.

with the new Pope being from Chicago, can we assume the Vatican will *finally* get a Portillo's? a bit of beef dip during mass would be great

a pixelated-yet-blurry capture of the winking face emoji. the head is tilted, the left eye is closed in a winking gesture, the right eye and mouth seem *extremely* open, with the bottom of the open eye slightly obscured by the ... cheek? of the emoji? do emoji have cheeks? i guess they would? sorry for getting off topic in the alt text

this isn't meant to be a review series, but the Teams (really, Skype) wink emoji is decidedly unhorny. what it *is*, is clearly tweaked the fuck out on adderrall or something

you lost me at "green text"

not me, i think it's great, but i am also not your hinge target i am pretty sure

charting your coolness attributes might, for some, undermine the coolness of which you plot

this is fun because the chart submarines itself

it just... it's always weirded me out a little. maybe all winking is problematic 🫠

langchain on the blockchain. I will take my funding in dubloons.