I was locked out of this account.

You might need to see if your contact lenses are too big for your eyes. When I got costume lenses, I couldn't get them in because they were too big. If that's not the issue, you could practice touching your eye for a second or 2.

Or

Big. Prescription. Deer. Glasses.

5 out of 9. May 6 out of 9 for birthdays. Idk about group chat starting, likes all friend's posts and trend sensitive. Everything else is a read.

I want bread so hard. I haven't really eaten in over 24 hours. Im so scared to eat but I am fantasizing about bread.

Food poisoning is a top tier way of getting over fear of death. Cuz nothing makes you wanna die more than evacuating from all orifice at once. I did not eat anything. I just begged death to take me out and it was too much of a coward to do it.

If you are gonna be mean to others, don't be wrong and stupid too.

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

I told a coworker I liked taking vacations in the fall and she confidently said, "oh, that's cuz you don't have kids".

Damn Skippy. And if I did have kids, I'd probably be pulling them from school for 2 weeks in the fall so we can go somewhere fun and not risk heat stroke. Time is an illusion.

It does really throw me that people don't respond to me when I reach out with emotional things than how quick they respond when I'm being a silly little guy. I know it's probably uncertainty of what to say but rn it feels really bad.

And that's honestly on me when im already having a hard time.

Hey, i am selling BS replies. I am asking for $4 to comment "Yes, Queen/ King /Magistrate [gender neutral response]" per post per response. Quote reskeet is an additional $2, liking is $1, messaging is $60.

hey grok, is this true? hey Gemini, summarize this for me? hey mid joruney, draw me a picture of wario eating a hamburger. hey sploogius, give me a hand job in the style of nancy reagan. hey dipshitAI, euthanize my ugly goldfish. hey fuckbalz, kiss my ass hole. hey grok, is Nevada a US state?

Comic: Panel 1: medium shot, Reese is ragged and walking to bed. Hey says, "Boy I sure hope nothing annoying happens tomorrow..." Panel 2: Reese in bad, waking up aggressively, shouting, "Uuugh awake?! Typical!"

I keep going to sleep only to wake up! What is this crazy circus!?

What brave victims they are.

People selling weed in college back before it was legal was kind of like participating in an MLM.

Sorry your kidneys got stoned

Wow. That's pretty good, actually. I never hear from places I apply to on my own. Best of luck to you ❤️

Boo! I hope this changed and you are still asleep but employed.

Damn... I haven't logged in steam in like 2 years... idk if I even know my password!

The only thing that helps ease my mental fixation on irl drama is listening to similar internet drama....
Or that youtube video about the final fantasy house cuz I always relate to that one.

I've been gone from my profile because I couldn't find my account.

We just moved and I am so relieved to not be living in someone else's home. There's a lot that's gonna need to be worked through still (like lack of furniture) but I'm so happy to have my own place again.

Donate to Mr Bali Hai Needs Help, and So Do We, organized by Liam Brennan Hi folks! Meet Mr. Bali Hai, a sweet little guy who came to us from Aruba last year … Liam Brennan needs your support for Mr Bali Hai Needs Help, and So Do We

My dog needs an endoscopy and they are stupid expensive. If you can donate or share, that would be amazing.

I would do unspeakable things to and for the person who gets me this mothman plushie.

Omgggg he so cuuuuuttteeee

Best believe if you get me this bad boi, you are getting smooched... or worse...

Idk. There's still plenty to imagine here.

I should either make more friends or move closer to where my friends live.

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Yeah. It works if you are open to the not feeling good around others and people around you are enjoyable enough to make you forget about it or you can vent to them for a second.

The real answer to this issues is to just go to my plans even if I don't feel good (emotionally)