ALL THE HATS FOR SLAF! 🧢 #StanleyCup

Just for all the #Bluejays fans out there complaining about Vladdy and this awful slump that he's in:

His RBI single in the 8th tonight extended his current hit streak to eight games, over which he's hitting .419 with a .971 OPS.

Brutal slump. I totally get all the frustration with him.

As a fellow maritimer it pains me to say this but he’s not worthy of this award :(

He’s an empty net merchant. Cole Caulfield is the real rocket Richard winner and all real puck fans know this

- Increases and prolongs reliance on fossil (so next crisis hurts even more)

- Often doesn't pass through to consumers (fossil co's just pocket it)

- Benefits enjoyed more by the rich (who drive bigger cars longer distances)

- Decreases gov't revenue so you end up paying for it in different ways

Bryson DeChambeau triple bogeys 18 and misses the cut at ++4. He will not play this weekend. At the Masters.

Starting to believe in these raps aware this will probably be something I regret in 2 weeks but I can’t help myself I think this is a fun and decent team

Nathan Lukes probably shouldn’t be hitting second.

anyone ever noticed how psychotically evil, cruel, and anti-human republicans are

Nick Suzuki is now on pace for 102 points.

He could become the first Selke winner with 100 points or more since Sergei Fedorov in 1995-1996.

It’s a shame Marty supreme didn’t get costume imo. That being said I didn’t get to see Frankenstein because I’m not actively subbed to Netflix and it didn’t play near me so I can’t really speak too harshly about it not winning

Excellent way to categorize Coda every year I am reminded of it’s existence at the Oscar’s

A big takeaway this year has to be that Sinners and One Battle After Another were big, artist driven, swings bankrolled by WB whose future is ultimately unclear. I like living in a world where people like PTA and Ryan Coogler get to make the films they want to make with those resources.

I found I was able to get through knight and enjoy it more overall because the combat in it felt good enough to partially cover the awful narrative and tank play. I found origins to feel very slow and can’t even remember if I finished it I’ve been half tempted to go back and replay/retry origins

Max Scherzer and Toronto Blue Jays agree to $3 million, 1-year deal, AP source says Max Scherzer is returning to the Toronto Blue Jays. The three-time Cy Young Award winner has agreed with the reigning American League champions on a $3 million, one-year contract, a person familiar with the negotiations told The Associated Press early Thursday.

Max Scherzer is returning to the Toronto Blue Jays. The three-time Cy Young Award winner has agreed with the reigning American League champions on a $3 million, one-year contract, a person familiar with the negotiations told The Associated Press.

White House: Image (probably AI) of a Bald Eagle and Canadian goose

Remember this next time this country asks us to send troops to Afghanistan or Iraq

3 on 3 sucks

Really, America? You're still doing USA! USA! chants? Maybe you should chant We're Sorry, given all of the horseshit you've unleashed on the rest of the world.

Listen, I'm allowed to be red-assed about this shit until you folks do your part and get your country out of the ditch of authoritarianism.

Still, though. Forever and always.

Why we need a Made-In-Canada Verified Traveller Program YouTube video by Senator Paula Simons

If Canadians, travelling domestically, want to use the "good" security line at the airport, they need a NEXUS card, even if they aren't going to the US. And they need the blessing of Donald Trump's Homeland Security apparatus to get one. I'm calling on Canada to end this absurdity. #Canada #NEXUS

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

a commercial promoting ai.com and ai.com/elon and it immediately crashing is a pretty good way to describe Elon's entire existence. 10/10 ad

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

James Harden in Cleveland Ohio

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

Catherine O'Hara in one of my favorite movies, Scorsese's "After Hours."

I love having Jared Goff as my QB and the current lions but I still can’t help myself from rooting for the rams (whenever they aren’t playing the lions). Really hope he gets MVP this year he deserves it

The NBA is ‘postponing’ to try to sidestep the issue. Acting like this is some kind of natural disaster.

Nothing is going to change tomorrow.

It’s still essential that the teams strike.

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

The Packers take over at the Chicago 32-yard line.