Nobody panic

Coworker and I bonded over our love of Marcus so now this is what we do. When morning crew erases him we make a new one

I’m starting to make work friends 🥹 doing that as an adult hits so much harder than when I was in my 20s. Thank you proletariat Jesus

Is there genuinely anything cuntier than wearing sunglasses and black leather gloves while punching in the passcode to your black Lincoln?

You’re gonna see a man that hot and think I want to talk to you?? Be for real!!

*in a simp voice* I need a button to wear on my work apron that has my boyfriend’s face on it so every other man knows how stupid they sound trying to hit on me

The cool thing about working during the day with a bunch of people is the middle aged man falling in l*ve with you even though he knows you have a boyfriend

Wild that I joked about one guy being my lesbian exception 6 years ago and now he’s my person

I’ve seen quotes about being in love meaning you get to giggle like children together and yeah.

Also, very in love. I feel weird about publicly displaying affection too much but it’s the best thing in the world to love someone who I can good around with forever 🥰

I’m 31 and I’ve entered my gregarious and confident phase of life. Crazy crazy

Starting my new job this week 💅 officially diurnal now

Trying to solidify a new job and get a windshield replaced through insurance in the same timeframe is draining my life force rapidly

Applying to some day jobs this weekend and dipping my toes into doing (one of) the things I most want to do in my life so uh 🤞

I asked him to make a shared playlist with me Hi im gay

There is no greater peace for my soul than drunk texting my boyfriend at 6 am

Broken washing machine means I have too much dirty laundry and a sick Jug means no fabric is safe

Nothing motivates you to clean your room like one of your cats deciding to pee on some laundry overflow

Overbooked already oops

My brain saw May on the calendar and said, yeah let's fill this up too much

Thats why you don't dress like a teenage boy to buy cider and na beer, folks

My guess is he wanted to know how much older Aaron was than me since there's no way either of us looks under 30

Bf and I got aggressively carded at the liquor store even though he was buying nonalcoholic beer 😅 guy carded me and then said "him too" even tho Aaron fully has a gray beard

Wife guy but it's me thinking my bf is cute aka I take pictures when he isn't looking

Accomplishment dopamine is through the roof right now

I'm literally the best girlfriend ever. The bf has been searching for a new spot for his studio and I found him the perfect place and he just texted me he got it!

Tbh I'm getting him a book I think he'll be excited about but all thoughtful gifts should also include a cute little object that reminds you of the person receiving the gift

NO WAIT a little frog wizard sitting on a mushroom that's EVEN BETTER

I am not only the best but the funniest

Its not for a couple more months but I've figured out the best anniversary present for the bf and it's a figurine of the wizard pondering his orb