Great day strolling around Glasgow with a lifelong pal.

On tomorrow’s walk you’ll probably get stuck in quicksand…

Asserted my right to roam in Scotland today. Just outside Stirling.

If you think Trump is strong, you are weak.

If you don’t think Trump is brave, you are a coward.

If you think Trump is smart, you are stupid.

That's great that he's said that. But I'm not optimistic that Rand Paul is going to do anything other than complain here. Seems like most of his libertanariasm is purely performative and he caves every time.

Been awhile since I’ve posted.

But my news is, as of two days ago, I’ve officially moved to Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I love it here.

Confession: up to last year, I didn’t know that Denmark owned Greenland. Probably would have said it was a sovereign nation. Then looked it up.

I’m not buying the narrative this is an Epstein files distraction. It’s been clear for awhile that they were going to depose Maduro as a nice pretense to control Venezuelan oil.

That’s probably as far as things got planned out. Buckle up everyone.

Old man post incoming…

… finishing up the year with my second shingles shot! Pretty sure I’ll be fun at parties tonight.

…and with that confirmation of being a Dylan fan, Mr. Kay has moved up a couple of spots on my favorite authors rankings…

Huh, I think this is what cockroaches do when they die too…

Sunset near Moscow Mountain, Idaho

Taking in a vivid sunset at the foot of Moscow Mountain, Idaho

Yeah pretty much. Trump is America’s reflection in the mirror.

You don’t have to like it, but that’s exactly what it is.

So you can buy US citizenship with a cool million dollars.

Can I sell mine at, say, a 70% discount? Seems like a win-win to me…

*rummages around in pockets*

Yeah, nope, sorry. All out of fucks to give for these Trump voters…

Look… I love a good political fantasy too.

Mine was the Roberts Court would uphold the Constitution and declare Trump ineligible to run.

I’ll say it again. Y’all are putting too much hope in the release of the Epstein report.

What a bunch of bologna.

I'll see myself out.

It’s 20 years too late, but I would like to thank Dick Cheney for respecting my request to fuck off and die.

Happy Halloween to all y’all.

Looking forward to shambling around neighborhoods in my inflatable unicorn costume.

Sorry, completely against this. I want more daylight in the evenings.

Dark mornings are cozy. Late evenings are vibrant.

But thats just my opinion.

JD Vance or Stephen Miller? Both?

I’m a bit conflicted.

The ballroom is like way the fuck down on the list of shitty things he’s done. So I’m tempted to scold everyone for losing the plot.

But the symbolic power of it is a major blunder on his part. Big time fuck up.

So I guess, hammer away folks. But stay vigilant.

I’ve revised my platform for my presidential run.

Instead of bulldozing the ballroom on day one, I’m going to host a party. Everyone gets to bring hand tools of their choice: mauls, chisels, mallets, claw hammers, etc.

We will tear it down together as we drink.

My narrative for this week (rough draft):
- Newsome, or some other feisty Dem pol, trolls Donald about how big the No Kings crowds were.
- Trump orders some random department like National Parks to issue a report on the crowd sizes. The report is a sham and everyone knows it.
- Southpark takes note

Been learning about the 3.5% Rule this weekend. I daresay it has sparked the faintest flicker of hope in my soul that we can turn this shit around.

In your opinion how credible is the 3.5% Rule?

Yup. Bolton’s only crime is that mustache.

No offense, but you knew he wouldn’t respond. Why not get that litigation drafted in advance?

Is that a lot? That seems like a lot…