Devastating scenes at work, the twenty-somethings are dunking on me calling me old, unc, boomer and other variants, and my rebuttal started with “when I was your age” — immediate self own. Will never recover from this
One year anniversary of my opening the Google Doc and starting the first page of my manuscript. It’s crazy to think since then it’s been on the desk of editors in all the big publishing houses and imprints. Now did they like it? Mostly no and some pending, but still,
Can confirm this was a banger
Back to writing manuscript 2 after a nearly two month derailment (war, missiles and a hospitalised parent — it’s always something)
Cannot wrap my head around actual-stakes gambling. Everyone needs like a 5 minute primer on statistics
The Kindle cover of the novel YESTERYEAR by Caro Claire Burke
I’ve been anticipating this book for a while and a quick read before bed indicates a certified banger
Gonna try a new game in Elden Ring. Not sure how I clocked 30 hours on the last file cause I absolutely don’t know what I’m doing or what’s going on or who’s what where when or why
That was on the list as Kofta!
A black, silver and white tabby Maine Coon kitten with blue eyes and a pink nose
A black, silver and white tabby Maine Coon kitten with blue eyes and a pink nose
I pick up this little goober in a couple of weeks and I can’t think of a name (I am partial to Beef) any suggestions?
How has a mosquito bitten me on the SOLE of my FOOT. Oh I’m gonna have a bad time
We didn't deserve this day.
I know that I should be relieved, but I am mad as hell that we were made to go through it in the first place.
This is not the first time and it will not be the last. Enough of this terror already we are exhausted!
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
Putting millions in the region through ten hours of hell for ratings I swear one of you 2nd amendment stans better start amendming
Aaaaaand unclench. Still calling in sick though! Work is in 4 hours and quite frankly, no
Six months and counting! But the nicotine must flow
Fuck it, let me have a 15mg cherry zyn after midnight, who cares,
Woke up at 5am this morning — which was a bad call considering the world war 3 ultimatum at 3am tonight by a verified nutjob and his nuclear armed puppeteer rogue state. I’ll be awake for 22 hours when I end up being some sort of triple war-radiation-climate refugee
Aaaaand we’ve got sirens and booms
If I die tonight I had a good run [sic]
Of course world war 3 would derail my first night in my new house why am I even buying hand towels what’s the point
Streamed Woohoo all the way to triple platinum and supported the artist that’s what I did!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I love Monstrilio? It’s been a couple of years and I’m still deciding but that book has stayed with me all the same!! Can’t wait to hear your thoughts
Social media’s only good run localised entirely within one app!!!
God I miss 2009-2019 twitter
I absolutely do not know how to get my Threads feed off the ground and out of the algorithmic hellhole of never ending Booktok drama. It’s like an anti-algorithm. Did another futile 5 minutes on there and that’s me done for the next two weeks
A Tabby Blue Maine Coon kitten
A Tabby Blue Maine Coon kitten
A Tabby Blue Maine Coon kitten
A Tabby Blue Maine Coon kitten
In a sign that I am acquiescing that this move may not be temporary, I may have gotten a Maine Coon kitten (complete with pet passport as a hedge that I will move back to London lol)
I’ve got a few weeks before pick up and choosing a name, but I’m leaning towards Zaatar.
Look at this lil guy!!
It is! 1 star is bad, 2 stars is eh, 3 is good, 4 great, 5 amazing.
.5 or 10 point ratings are anarchy — I’ve seen your ratings people.
The Virgin Threads Idea Hoarder: I must protect my idea at all costs never speak of it perhaps never even put it to the page
The Chad BlueSky Scribe: so yeah my book is basically Lesbian Sinners In Space, here’s an entire marketing campaign I made featuring graphics, trope list, plot summary
No for real the idea they’re trying to Fort Knox is almost always a riff off the same handful of iconic IPs — as is the nature of storytelling! Those IPs are riffs of riffs of riffs. Everything is The Bible which in itself is a riff.