⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀tying an apron around his waist, starting up on breakfast— just some simple eggs and bacon.

it’s the most important meal of the day, after all!

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if i make this acc and a dolph acc pops up,, i might make them kiss idkidk

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ progress,,

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a lot of humans around lately...

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ real if ur respective representation isn't committing war crimes, is it rlly representation?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ hes so cute 😭😭😭 my bb whos committed atrocities 🫶

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ im doodling the frog now we know what that means,, ( acc coming when im off work )

my he/she queeeen frrr

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ im doodling the frog now we know what that means,, ( acc coming when im off work )

a cartoon character wearing heart shaped glasses with hearts surrounding him ALT: a cartoon character wearing heart shaped glasses with hearts surrounding him

STARTER CALL!

(Hi y’all I’m alive but grad school is HAAAAARD)

"𝕀 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜~💋”

❤️for TL starter!
🔁 to be awesome!
❤️+🔁 to plot in DMs!

idm it dw, its just very surprising bc this IS a semi lewd portrayal,, like i am more than open to sfw interactions ofc buut yk!! :>>

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ looking at the sfw focused accs following me,, twiddling my thumbs,,

꧁ ┊─── 〔 ❦ 〕───┊ ꧂

❧ #HelluvaBossRP
❧ #HHRP
❧ Story Driven

❝Two sides, doll.
𝘽𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩
𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚...❞

⟅ ♡ + ↺ ⟆

꧁ ┊─── 〔 ❦ 〕───┊ ꧂

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀oh, so he doesn’t want that proof? how unfortunate.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀not when our supposed lord is too depressed to function! ☺️ it’s moreso your fellow sinners you have to worry about.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... 𝐲𝐞𝐬. christianity was right all along. sorry! ☺️

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he’d only be stuck in hell with alastor!! nothing too awful.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he also only tried to eat him ONE time, but he seems keen on holding it against him.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀only if HE promises not to touch him again. :>

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀maybe they can meet someday ; they’d get along just fine. his name is husker! ☺️

but, for now-- would he like him to prove that second one?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he has his way around felines.. in fact, he owns one of his very own!! with wings.. maybe they’d get along?

plus, his claws are excellent for scritching.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he’s pretty sure it is! he’s eaten demons for less. and worse!

⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ crossover of a lifetime /lhj

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀in response to the GRABBING. 🙄

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀wasn’t it HE that tried to.. ’dick grab’ him? if anything, alastor should be the nervous one.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀can he see?

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ its that or bullfrog LOOK AT HIM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ shbsbbdb he caaan be its just smthn that needs to be built to

otherwise hes fully dominant i fear

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀/ not louis, it was melon ; but i see your point dbbdbbdbd AND I DONT THINK I BBGIFY THEM THAT MUCH /lh

i actually feel like fakeman would end up being the MOST pathetic of the bunch so that'll be fun