These fuckers are high on their own supply

“Very stable genius”

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types:

If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

So now we know there are in fact disruptions and shortages

NEWS: A 27-year-old in ICE custody died on Sunday, the 17th death in immigration detention facilities in 2026.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Not me chanting “DNA! DNA!” during the celebrity cousin reveal segment on Finding Your Roots

Why, yes, I am home this beautiful Friday night! Why do you ask?

That is a side quest if I’ve ever seen one

data centers: less popular than nazis

Intentionally saving last night’s Abbott until after The Pitt for my mental health

The contempt RFK Jr has for women and minorities is astounding. What a vile creature.

Rep Horsford was really impressive.

This would be cartoon villain shit, but he’s killing innocent people… for Israel?

Lauren Sánchez Bezos’s happiness routine is going viral for the wrong reasons Her daily habits with Jeff Bezos are fueling a wider debate about wealth and relatability.

An Amazon worker collapsed and died in the factory. Other workers were told not to look and keep working.

Meanwhile, here's Bezo's wife in her puff piece.

www.fastcompany.com/91526098/lau...

Cute romper! 😍

My housewarming gift haul continues to amaze.

That said… what happens if someone regifts a bible? Asking for a friend of course.

a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom Alt: a gif of David from Schitt’s Creek taking deep breaths in exasperation

My brother in Christ, how — in the year of our lord 2026 — are you asking me how to set up a Zoom meeting?

All I see if a giant VHS tape

I'm obviously not going to read this garbage, but I will say that happy people don't do that to their faces

Speaking of cybertrucks… saw this license plate yesterday 🙄

Nazis should be way more afraid. This shit ain’t cute.

If you don’t get it, sound it out in the voice of Forrest Gump

Cassi turning into TikTokified Sydney Sweeny and Nate driving a cyber truck is almost too much to bear

To whomever put lidocaine patches on the bottom shelf… count your days, motherfucker.

To everyone else at the pharmacy, I am genuinely sorry for the regrettable sounds that came out of me while trying to reach down.

She blockade my hormuz but im strait

That dementia is getting LOUD. Any day now

Gonna have to get stoned and hide my credit card here pretty soon…

In the 8 days since I moving into my very first very own apartment, I have purchased a kitchen island, a tofu press, a new utility knife, & some late 19c etchings.

My new apartment and I contain multitudes.

I just know that show would fix me

I heard there’s gonna be a spin off with the night crew 🫦

This shit is right out of The Boys. We don’t want war sizzle reels, we want universal health care