wild how much of my job is just re-wording things to fit in small spaces

omg :0

31. Robotic right leg

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Character Identifying Features table! Very distinctive gait on that guy

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09. SH-79 "Mantis" Pressure Wave Gun Range: Long | DMG: – | Shots: 3 | Wound: – | Cost: 3kcr Target and all Adjacent must Body Save [–] or go prone. (00-09. Non-Lethal Weapons)

🎲 You rolled 09 on the Ranged Weapons table! Marketed as great for crowd control. Mostly just good at getting people trampled.

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25. Sing-song voice

🎲 You rolled 25 on the Character Identifying Features table! Usually it's fine, sometimes it's really creepy

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94. The Guinevere S-Class Planetary Port A palatial resort complex, most famous for its invite-only "Last Chance" restaurant, rumored to specialize in dishes using endangered species from across the galaxy. [They pay well for rare poached animals.]

🎲 You rolled 94 on the Ports of Call table! Y...yum...

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a mini statue of a skeleton playing a flute and dancing. the base says GALEN.

Supporter statue for Galen :D Also all videos are now available to members for ad-free watching at paradiso!

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86. "Shotgun" Umi Mizrahi

🎲 You rolled 86 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Umi's packin' heat!

✍️ Illustrated by the great Evlyn Moreau!

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95. Living Gun Range: Close | DMG: 1d5* | Shots: 4 | Wound: Gore | Cost: 200kcr Xeno lifeform fused with machinery to make a two-handed rifle-like weapon. *Shoots DMG maggot-like creatures. Target must Body Save or they burrow, each dealing 1d5 DMG every round. Speed Check to catch and remove each creature. (90-99. Weird Weapons)

🎲 You rolled 95 on the Ranged Weapons table! No, no, no, no, no, no, no

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85. Public curfew information

🎲 You rolled 85 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Remember, kids: "If you're out after eight, you've sealed your fate!"

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65. Ilix Alpha A-Class Space Port A metropolitan station with gleaming corridors and Art Deco-esque architecture. It houses boutique luxury shops, fancy hotels, museums, banks, and the mostly-empty headquarters of the various corporations that use the station as a tax haven. The respectable appearance is upheld by aggressive cleanliness and decorum laws.

🎲 You rolled 65 on the Ports of Call table! You probably paid more taxes last year than any of the corps headquartered at Ilix Alpha

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aaa so cool to see more daily dungeons done this way :D

22. Empty Jazz

🎲 You rolled 22 on the Music Genres table! Weirdly, it's all about the notes you *do* play

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52. Gory, jingoistic action film

🎲 You rolled 52 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Your boyfriend's favorite, probably

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67. Olen "Baby Chute" Farkas

🎲 You rolled 67 on the Ranged Weapons table! Do NOT ask him how he got that nickname

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49. Quinn Wilcox Cosmetics Labs B-Class Space Port A laboratory station developing and testing cosmetics, perfumes, shampoos, etc. Resident-workers are required to use the products, and everyone is always done up with—at a minimum—heavy eyeliner. The R&D team is always looking for unusual alien samples to add to their collection: glands, oils, entire organisms. They maintain a "zoo" of the useful ones that they keep alive.

🎲 You rolled 49 on the Ports of Call table! The vibes here are waaay off. Smells great tho

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31. d5 off-duty officers itching for a fight (C-Class Ports)

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Port Encounters table! The worst kinda guy

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07. Grew up in a cult together

🎲 You rolled 07 on the Character Bonds table! You got out together, but you probably still have some weeeird ideas about how the world works

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25. Rolf Schiffen, Fence 1kcr+40% commission C:15 I:40 W:1 Heavyset, tattooed tough guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of fine art and the world of art buyers and sellers. Very good at detecting forgeries (roll[+]) [but keeps quiet about them if he thinks he can get more money that way.]

🎲 You rolled 25 on the Available Contractors table! You wouldn't guess it by looking at him, but Rolf's got a great eye for aesthetics

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92. "GRADE A BEEF" T-bone steak

🎲 You rolled 92 on the Non-Regulation Patches table! Reason for denial: "Crewmember not approved for human consumption."

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50. Squad mates in the Colonial Marines

🎲 You rolled 50 on the Character Bonds table! No bonds like trauma bonds

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13. With 2 black eyes (X-Class Ports)

🎲 You rolled 13 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! At least it's not 3 black eyes...

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Way back in the #dungeon23 days I wrote The Labyrinth of Skulls inspired by this project. lootthebody.bandcamp.com/album/dungeo...

🪦 Finishing the Crypts of Dorukh A labyrinth of skulls, a leech witch, a frog aesthete, a mad chimera, and a new video for you

New post! New video! New-ly completed level of the #dungeon23 megadungeon The Blades Of Gixa!
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19. Chewing Xik, an addictive stimulant resin, is part of the culture. Xik cafes are common.

🎲 You rolled 19 on the Port of Call Mutators table! Gives you a nice buzz, but it's a nightmare on your teeth!

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72. Magdalene A-Class Planetary Port A city built into massive, ancient stone ruins clearly created by and for larger creatures. The former inhabitants are long extinct, from unknown causes. Giant stone pillars looming throughout the city have no known purpose, but are arranged in a deliberate pattern.

🎲 You rolled 72 on the Ports of Call table! "The Mysteries of Magdalene" is a much-shared conspiracy vid.

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81. ST Type-2XC Phaser Range: Close | Kill: 2d10, Stun: * | Shots: 10 | Wound: Fire | Cost: 20kcr One-handed. Switch between Stun or Kill. *Stun setting: target must Body Save[–] or become incapacitated for 1d10 rounds. 80-89. Energy Weapons

🎲 You rolled 81 on the Ranged Weapons table! A little of that old trekkie flavor ;)

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26. Surveillance cameras and drones are conspicuously, almost absurdly ubiquitous.

🎲 You rolled 26 on the Port of Call Mutators table! What is this, London?

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66. Crown of Ishtar A-Class Space Port So named for its circlet-like ring shape, this city-station is famed for its extensive bazaars that form the main corridors encircling it. Ornate vaulted ceilings loom over teeming crowds and jumbled vendor stalls.

🎲 You rolled 66 on the Ports of Call table! You can get anything you want here, if you know where to look

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58. Inga "Scuzz" Keo

🎲 You rolled 58 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! She haaaates that nickname

✍️ Illustrated by Evlyn Moreau!

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