Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead?

A/B testing something…

MONDO COOL!, by No Jersey 10 track album

Are you sick of Geese being everywhere and wanna get tuned into good Brooklyn bands that are under the radar? Why not check this out? nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

MONDO COOL!, by No Jersey 10 track album

Do you like Geese and want to explore the world of brooklyn rock music? Why not start here: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

What about a Yelix Cruz when you two get married?

Yeah his name is nikola jokić

Prisoners whips, wtf!

Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead?

Are you fucking kidding me

He keeps threatening me like this

Sonic 06 😇

They just put out a single and announced an album and tour. I don’t remember what it’s called or sounds like

Fathers love to sin

… i like the movies and am excited for the fourth one…

Anti-imperialist GOAT Aaron Judge tactically struck out all those times in order to secure victory for the Venezuelan people.

My gamer crew and I still talk about an old overwatch opponent named “CartmanDontMiss”

And it’s not just any SEAL team guy either

No Jersey / Vallory Falls / Granite Garden / Guys Eyes It's gonna be a happy fun good time show with No Jersey, Vallory Falls , Granite Garden, and Guys Eyes Won't you join us?

It’s been a whirlwind of a week and the last big thing on the agenda is playing a show at Gold Sounds in Brooklyn. Come be loud with us because there is a limit to how loud we can be without your help

She nina my pinta till i say “¡santa maria!”

lets squad up soon!

i'm down just hmu!

i like that game

…runneth over to the corner where his chair is!

Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes.

Contestant: What is Ligma?

ken Jennings: 😈😈😈

Can i borrow the wife beam? Tryna turn some people into wifes.

The funniest commercials and ads to me are the ones that sell SaaS for businesses. Like okay I’m gonna go to the store and be like “one salesforce please”

Epstein ending an email

Highguard is yet another symptom – and victim – of a rapidly decaying internet

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