Alcoholic, divorced dad would do for his daughter with no combat or real world experience.

For years before they realized who his daughter was.
Hired as a 3rd party vendor and laborer who got roped into adventures anecdotally because his daughter ended up being the WoL and he couldn't simply leave her behind so he packed up his stuff and trecked along like any good -

Clearly considerably smaller and more lithe (and ultimately more dangerous lol)
But when they split up I kind of had to pivot because he was NEVER the wol so then it began an exploration of his daughter as the WOL and I really liked that angle: dad a seasoned adventurer and a member of the scions-

It was easier when I started getting into the lore and doing story and rp stuff with vahns ex to write vahn as the side character. Hired muscle. Then the joke that Zenos took one look at the huge, muscle catboy with the ancient book and went "clearly that's my enemy" than his ex at the time who was-

She did most of the work!! Surprisingly fast too. I don't think that planter was up 2 weeks before I found it. We tried to give them some string and colorful baubles but they didn't want any):

😭😭😭 I work nights noooooo
I'm going to have to make a teeny tiny sign to let them know the appropriate hours to scream for food.

Yeah i didnt want to think about that part but its on the other side of the house from the bedrooms so hoping its not too annoying 😑 (now I have to buy a hanging planter for them every year)

SHE LAID A SECOND ONE WUUUUHHHHHGG

Those pretty flowers I bought and hung on my back porch apparently made the perfect home for the sweet little Robin couple we've had in our yard since we moved in 🥺❤️

The look my dog gives me while I eat 15 mozzarella sticks and tell him he can't have any because he's a TOO FAT A BOY.

hell yea

my living room in a video game with a new layout for my stuff

thanks, house flipper 2, because now that i'm manic and unmedicated i can decide how to redesign every single room in my house!

tHeRE wEreNt aNy sIgnS

when did this happen
google is letting me and my ocd collect pokemon at 2am

Screaming at the top of my lungs and foaming at the mouth when Muse gets mentioned

I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF MY SEATBELT THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M A GROWN MAN.

I was always super grateful because my mom's husband got it for me when he didnt have to but oh my gosh it was a nightmare 😭 so small and the charging port was uniquely thin and long and I remember struggling to find a cable that fit when the og one broke

0/10 would not recommend the drawing space was unbearably small.

It's me, 50mg and Chinese food against the world tonight

My roomba woke up and chose violence today I guess.. may have to file charges.

Ofc, ofc!! 🫣

His little butt and that tramp stamp is TOOOOO MUCH LMAO

This is *just* the title of the thread no other images lol the title of the thread is
Acme Studios- Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4 Remake)

There is a reddit post that I am hesitant to paste the link for bc it is, in fact, fully nsfw. It is detachable.

Spectacular, chef!!! I'll take 14 of em

I want to make some sort of discount/giveaway game inspired by Khloe's wonderous tails scratcher but idk how

We have a 30lb dumbell downstairs who would not have the energy or or coordination to move with urgency if the whole house was on fire - unless someone goes into the washroom where the catfood is.

Pancake has two modes: pitiable Victorian child who may yet not see another day (due to their agonies) and needs to be held,
And violence.
There is no in-between.

I guess because it is #tdov today I will soft launch the starter inklings of my emotional crutch and what will likely be my only trans oc - Mandatory (he doesnt have a name)