some non-jewish non-arab young online leftists have GOT to learn the difference between “platforming zionists” and “having a jewish employee”

A great-tailed grackle perches on a sign that says "hide your things."

10. Great-tailed Grackle (Quiscalus mexicanus) by zizzerus on iNaturalist

Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

I’m gonna have to open a commercial kimchi operation at this point haha

LOVE my farm share. wonderful concept wonderful products vegetable consumption up 200% compared to when I have to be responsible for my own veg selection. however. the cabbage of it all

I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be:

We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.

it is very clear, which is how we know that when any entity doesn't resist, it's because they don't want to

ive formed an emotional dependence on a large vine. how are the rest of you doing

on the way back from lesbian Mecca (Lucy Dacus (of boygenius) concert with opener Katie Gavin (of MUNA) and surprise guest appearance by Hozier (of Hozier)) we saw a bodega cat and when I crouched to say hi I suddenly found myself with a lapful of cat

youre laughing??? de poopst ass dout and you're laughing??????

A picture of a package of Marshmallow Peeps, but Photoshopped to say "Pepys." The peeps visible through the packaging are wearing curly old-style wigs. The package explains that it contains "10 diarists." Here's the deal: I only know two things about Samuel Pepys: 1. His name is pronounced like "peeps" 2. He was a famous diarist. That's the only motivation I needed to make this stupid thing as an Easter joke, and I will post it every year on Easter until long after the joke has worn off.

The reason for the season:

unlocked a new level of lesbian sex: three hands touching each other, one hand holding a spray bottle to keep the cat from interrupting

Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

okay, fine. but i'm gonna complain the whole time.

two hanukiahs, one a silvery tree shape and one vintage brass normal-shaped. each has the shamash and first candle lit.

new-to-me vintage hanukiah addition this year :) chag sameach

Barry Keoghan seeing you in the grocery store on December 23rd: she’s sart of an evil porson

the nonbinary jeweler isn’t going to rescind my order bc it’s too normie. i can get a good grade in Customer by being kind, timely, and decisive even if im not being Cool

emailing the jeweler and trying to remind myself that they won’t hate me for asking for jewelry that isn’t Funky Enough (their general style is Funky)(but they do all sorts of stuff custom including Very Normal)

quick before Shelby gets on this app! i have bought her an engagement ring (made-to-order so I won’t have it for at least a month) and in the spring I’m gonna propose with a geode for a ring box. this is the diamond :D 🥖 💍 🐚 🐝

i don’t have the photo that’s my Twitter icon any more so instead of me making latkes in late 2020 I’m opting for A Happy Bagel. but it’s me regardless