teleporting is something subscribers can learn about

real message i sent kezia earlier: there's a flesh mass?!

This game can ALWAYS be yuckier.

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me doing Revertices level art: "this game can always have more corpses"

last night i found a whole other part at the six day stilt i didnt know was there. feel like an idiot

what is that....

World must look very bleak when you only talk to 14 year olds lying about being 17 year olds

The sims 3’s popularity has more to do with how it overlapped with the final leg of personal computer adoption and less to do with being a good game. It just so happens you were ten when it came out and your cousin let you play.

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Get Scarlet Hollow, Slay the Princess, 1000xResist and Later Alligator for an extra 20% off of their usual discounts!

It's been a great privilege to work with the folks at sunset visitor 斜陽過客 to publish their next game!

Wishlist Prove You're Human!

its got calcium

or it was a cert fail

emailling pepperidge farms to ask them to make a beet-only edition of the goldfish colors

i LOVE writing soft sci fi about stupid characters. "yeah this is my space ship. um. i dont know how it works. i take it to the spaceship port and they fix it for me."

sure by appearance of my EA app I have only 5000 hours in the sims. but im too afraid to do any calculations about what kind of hours i clocked in the 20 years preceding this specific install

Face in cold water (as cold as possible). If panic is too severe, get into cold shower clothed. An easy alternate especially good for panic in bed or at a desk: clench as many muscles as you can (hands, arms, feet, legs) and hold for a few seconds. Then release.

getting an alert in the biz dev channel only to find this

Easy solve: my orcs just speak latin

reminds me of the beautiful perfume i use now which everyone on fragrantica hates badly

need tips for my friends with plants run

a hill i would happily die on is that clickable thumbsticks are an unnecessary point of mechanical failure, result in unintended inputs, and are a huge RSI risk and they shouldn't be standard.

game dev is awesome because it causes you to interact with freaks like this

i did this room's decor!!!! ehe

Flashback to the time I created Judith Butler as a custom wrestler in WWE 2K24 (complete with a ring announcer call-out).

Straight from the WWE Gender Performance Center!

It’s ok if a naming convention is slightly long or complex if it saves measures of time later on

There could come a day when you are tasked with (god forbid) porting or localizing your game. For your sake on this day, do not do things such as bake PC specific language (any language really) into say, the art of your UI

so many people do not understand this about academia. the professor does not generally impart some "truth" about the text, it is up to you to take a position and argue it, and then be judged on the merits of said argument

whenever you talk about being in game dev ppl are like "wow i bet its great to play video games all day" and you have to explain "that part actually sucks the worst............ except sometimes"

oh that brief ever brief sexy period of time when it was my job to play qud at work. and now its my job to what??? send emails?