Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

There should be a constitutional amendment against in-game interviews. #Reds

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

JOEY VOTTO I MISS YOU

I guess Ben took us seriously when we all said Iowa basketball needs a big man.

Weren’t the Cade McNamara years punishment enough?

My fellow Gen Xers are the new boomers

Burning Love was a banger

NL Central standings on April 7, 2026

With 151 games left in the season, the Cincinnati Reds are tied for first place in the NL Central Division. #atobttr

And this one belongs to the Reds!

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God, I hate closers. Agents of chaos.

Michigan and UConn currently working toward the record for most bonks in a national title game.

Why are Michigan fans wearing cheeseheads?

With 153 games to go, the Cincinnati Reds are tied for the first wild card.

Why are we giving Bruce Pearl screen time?

I picked them to win my office pool, and I don’t feel good about that.

Disappointed to learn that Rangers’ first baseman Burger’s first name is Jake, not Bob.

As a Reds fan, I would love to see a Tortugas game!

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

My favorite interviews are Holly Rowe (who is really good at what she does) and a really tall girl.

This game going into overtime would be the funniest thing ever.

The Cincinnati Reds are currently tied for the 2nd wild card in the NL with only 155 games to go.

a man in a hat and glasses is holding a torch and says our situation has not improved ALT: a man in a hat and glasses is holding a torch and says our situation has not improved

End of the 3rd quarter

20-17 at half. Is Lickliter coaching in the women’s semifinals?

This completely describes how I feel right now.

I don’t care how this game ends. I love this team.

Hey, they called a foul on Illinois!