elysia 🩷

i love women

elysia 🩷

POPS ON HERE FOR A MOMENT BC i am absolutely going WILD over yao guang she is SO pretty .........

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ᅠWhat is it with the “ 𝐊𝐫𝐚𝐚𝐧𝐠'𝐬
𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬
𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲 ” .ᐣ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 .ᐣ.ᐟ We've been here
for 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 of years,

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓦𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝗞𝗨𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗨 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗦,

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑺 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐄𝐓
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄
𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 ....

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

[ @janfornoreason.bsky.social . ]

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ooo, nice café ── i totally dig the style .

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like okay 👺 krang 👺 look at my face and try to tell me that's the look of someone who gives a fuck . i'd protect this little creature with my life

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the bosses say i can't keep 'im . something something, " that's the most feared creature in the galaxy ", " it's going to eat our entire fortress " ── ( 😒 )

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such an adorable little guy, aw ...

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y'know, getting attacked by turtles thing . that's only cool if we're winning .”

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“ oh, yeah . i have half animal coworkers too ─ one's a warthog, one's a rhino . they're total dummies . also don't know anything about hygiene, the nasties . ”

“ TOTALLY . pretty entertaining . except for the whole,

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“ ... my greatest enemies are like, four talking turtles that are REAL obsessed with pizza, so there's that, too . ”

💀 .

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“ exactly .ᐟ i think every fight needs a lil' bit of added spice to it . ”

cue a nod .

“ yeah, i suppose so . my two bosses ─ a ninja and a talking alien brain, yeah ─ are always coming up with schemes to try to take over the world . you should HEAR how absolutely CRAZY they are . ”

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“ booo, boring . ”

“ sure, i'll share ── i do my work over in new york with a ninja clan .

i know, the words ' new york ' and ' ninjas ' are WILD to hear together in a sentence, but there's a TON of 'em . ”

elysia 🩷

i'll get to other ones soon, my brain doesn't want to do much thinking rn 😔

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“ maaaaybe .ᐟ ~ ”

“ that is SOO cool . and you get to USE your expIosives and stuff during your community service .ᐣ wow . ”

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yeah ── and like, what you do for a living . you seem the interesting type .

is it something crazy .ᐣ maybeeee ... hm, someone who makes things go BOOM, BOOM .ᐟ ~ ( ✨️ )

[ @crftwrk.bsky.social . ]

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we meet again ── so hey, what's your whole thing, hm .ᐣ

elysia 🩷

i'll use whichever verse i think fits with the other muse's the best ❤️

elysia 🩷

ooga booga

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sigh ── coworkers . 🙄

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is his middle name grumpy .ᐣ 'cause if it is, i'm not shocked .

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[ steaIing some scientific equipment .ᐟ

... and also, some scientists' wallets . that should come as no surprise . 💀 ]

elysia 🩷

yah

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a cute one, duh .ᐟ

... hehe, um, i don't actuUuually know . ( 💧 )

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟.

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤.

𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗼𝗰

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indicator ── [ 🐢 ]

no indicator .